Does masturbating cause blindness?

[Shawn]

Well, does it? I apologize for starting this discussion off like this, but I don't feel like explaining how I think it's impossible, I just want to raise the question. Who knows, we may figure this out. And won't make all us guys feel better?

[Tobbe]

Does masturbating cause blindness?

No. Who told you that?

In later decades, the more drastic of these measures were increasingly replaced with psychological techniques, such as warnings that masturbation led to blindness, hairy hands or stunted growth. Some of these persist as myths even today.

[Holy Crap]

The way I see it, IF it did, then so would having sex.

[Jona]

I would be as blind as a bat if that were true.

[Xenon]

Only Shawn could think up this topic. (*)_(*)

I heard that is makes your testicles smaller, but I've never heard of blindness being a consequence, and I can't see how it could be to be honest...

[Shawn]

Only Shawn could think up this topic. (*)_(*)

I'm not the one who came up with this theory.

And weren't you fine with a fetish topic before?

But, uh, sorry this disturbs you. I'm sure some of us who have heard this theory and had no verification, might find some comfort in this thread right here yeah?

[Xenon]

I'm not disturbed at all, I'm just saying it had to be you who came up with this topic. xD

[Acarr]

It also makes your palms grow pubic hair

[Hunchman801]

Blindness? In France, we say it makes you deaf ^^ But it's bullshit anyway

[Acarr]

lol, apparently;

Your parts will fall off.
As I've said before, grow hair on your palms.
You will go blind, bald or mad.
You will get acne.
You will be unable to have children.
You will get stomach problems.
You will not be able to walk/do sport.

Sorry, I'm bored and found this funny. ^^

[El Dango]

I've heard about this in a comedy show, about some guy who's dad told him. He said that he still have problems saying hello to a blind person.

[spiraldoor]

I don't think this question really deserved a topic, as the answer is quite obvious...

[Cairnie]

ROFL this thread

In girls masturbation causes volcanoes to erupt in Sicily, they're that orgasmic

[Shawn]

i am buns

[spiraldoor]

Sure.

[Romano]

I dunno if it causes blindness, but this thread makes me happy.

[dingodile555]

I don't think this question really deserved a topic, as the answer is quite obvious...

Yeah, the answer's obviously yes.

[Hunchman801]

I dunno if it causes blindness, but this thread makes me happy.

I don't wanna know why!!

[Henchman1028]

One thing though, don't try to crotch grab a girl...

[Shawn]

One thing though, don't try to crotch grab a girl...

Eh? What's wrong with that?