Does masturbating cause blindness?

[Henchman1028]

"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.

[Shawn]

I've gotta say, no one ever yells or takes a whack at me when I do it.

[Holy Crap]

I dunno if it causes blindness, but this thread makes me happy.

That is somewhat disturbing....

[Acarr]

"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.

I do that anyway, just for the fun of it

[spiraldoor]

"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.

I do that anyway, just for the fun of it

Yeah, I know. Remember that random guy you kicked in the groin while you were walking down the road last Saturday? That was me.

[Shawn]

"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.

I do that anyway, just for the fun of it

You women are all the same! You have NO idea how sensitive it is down there.

I'm sure it's more painful than whatever pain you get when kicked there.

[El Dango]

Yup, it really hurts. And getting kicked really hard is probably more painful than getting an arm ripped off. I'm not sure, cause i haven't tried any of those things.

[Xenon]

I think if kicked hard enough they just go numb, though to be honest I rather not think about it.

[Acarr]

I feel sorry for you guys, I really do

"You men are all the same!" They will then kick you in the face or groin.

I do that anyway, just for the fun of it

Yeah, I know. Remember that random guy you kicked in the groin while you were walking down the road last Saturday? That was me.

ROFL! XDDXD

[Xenon]

By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer! Now there's something interesting for Shawn to feast upon.

[Acarr]

I heard about that too, and that it can "boost your sex life"... 0___o

Now there's something interesting for Shawn to feast upon.

That just made my day! xD

[Cairnie]

It is actually. For girls it can sometimes help relieve period pains.

[Shawn]

The only bad thing I think could ever come from masturbation would be depression. Usually, if done too much, you might start feeling a little down. That's how it is for me. Especially when it's done.

[Holy Crap]

By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer!

I'll have to do it more often then. *drops pants*

[Xenon]

By the way, I'm pretty sure masturbation would take on the opposite effect, Shawn. I'd imagine it would actually remove stress and tension.

[Cairnie]

From what I heard, it's a no-no if you've got a headache.

[Hunchman801]

Like any kind of activity when you've got a headache

[SamBeckett94]

When did this place become so openly smutty?

[Hunchman801]

Since Shawn registered

[Shawn]

I decided to have that effect on people in this forum.