Does masturbating cause blindness?

Shawn said:
I decided to have that effect on people in this forum. :)
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How evil.
Holy Crap said:
Xenon said:
By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer!
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I'll have to do it more often then. :P *drops pants*
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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!
 
Holy Crap said:
Xenon said:
By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer!
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I'll have to do it more often then. :P *drops pants*
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Please, not at PC. Do it at home or something.
 
spiraldoor said:
Holy Crap said:
Xenon said:
By the way, I heard once that masturbation is far more of a health benefit than a health risk, and apparently it can help prevent the development of prostate cancer!
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I'll have to do it more often then. :P *drops pants*
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Please, not at PC. Do it at home or something.
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I am at home. :mrgreen:
 
*reads the above two posts*

Alright, that's it

*rips open jacket to reveal a large amount of dynamite*

*presses a detonation button*
 
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Thought you needed some special effects. :wink:
 
I herd that masturbation actually is a healthy thing... xD It also releases some chemicals... when you finish... >_> Like, endorphins. But sex is better. ;D
 
El Dango said:
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Thought you needed some special effects. :wink:
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Thanks. :boon:

And Holy Crap, please turn off your webcam the next time you decide to masturbate. :wink:

I really am traumatised, you've actually ruined my life :bigup:
 
Oh I have tried while having a headache... God that was stressfull. xD

Wow, Holy Crap you did that while on cam? XD
 
Holy Crap said:
Why do you say that? Because you masturbate a lot and have bad acne?
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It's a yes and no. Some people have sensitive hormones and they just erupt so badly when you masturbate you'll get it : \

So to the people who dont get acnes while masturbating, you are just lucky. Me on the other hand, stress and my hair causes me to have a bit of acne. Not masturbation though.
 
neo said:
I herd that masturbation actually is a healthy thing... xD It also releases some chemicals... when you finish... >_> Like, endorphins. But sex is better. ;D
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There is some things that aren't good that come from masturbating (besides the acne, though I think that mainly happens to teenage girls.)

Mostly you feel less happy after you're done, and you have less energy. Also, for a some people, you get frustrated a bit easier for a couple of hours.

And if you're too rough, your penis falls off. :( :o :P :cry:
 
Shawn said:
neo said:
I herd that masturbation actually is a healthy thing... xD It also releases some chemicals... when you finish... >_> Like, endorphins. But sex is better. ;D
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There is some things that aren't good that come from masturbating

Mostly you feel less happy after you're done, and you have less energy. Also, for a some people, you get frustrated a bit easier for a couple of hours.
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Thats why you do that before going to bed. ;3
 
Ah, but the sadness sleeps and remains when you slumber, and awakens when you do. It'll get you eventually.
 
Not if you have awesome things to do the next day, like play smash bros.
 
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