Does masturbating cause blindness?

Neyus said:
Holy Crap said:
Why do you say that? Because you masturbate a lot and have bad acne?
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It's a yes and no. Some people have sensitive hormones and they just erupt so badly when you masturbate you'll get it : \

So to the people who dont get acnes while masturbating, you are just lucky. Me on the other hand, stress and my hair causes me to have a bit of acne. Not masturbation though.
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Are you sure about it happening to only some? Hormones go crazy when you masturbate, thus creating oil glands or whatever they're called. Perhaps some people are immune, but it would make more sense if masturbation is actually a small factor of getting acne. Bad or otherwise.
 
It's pretty natural that it has one thing about it that isn't good. I mean, if it didn't put anyone at a disadvantage, it would be too good to be true.

Yeah.....since when do you see many earthly things that are like that? (that's right, not so much.)
 
spiraldoor said:
And Holy Crap, please turn off your webcam the next time you decide to masturbate. :wink:

I really am traumatised, you've actually ruined my life :bigup:
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You could've ended the video call.. :lol:


It causes PAAAIN






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Samus and SHiek!?!? They are fully clothed, man!

Sheik.jpg


Man, you jerked off to that? XD Not even Zelda or Peach! XD

Jk. ;3

Oh about the acne thing.. NOpe, never happened. and I jerk often too. xDDDDDDDDDD :fou: :fou: :fou: :fou: :fou:
 
I'm no Zelda fan, but I'm sure Shiek [what Zelda turns into once in a while] is female.
 
Yeah. It's a WOMEN.

If ya dumb fucks who actually call yourself GAMERS played ZELDA, you would know.

Oh, but that's right, you don't play Zelda. None of you do. Only Hoodcom and I.

Wow.

(I'm aiming this at Acarr, Matyuv, and Hunch btw)
 
Sorry to sound so harsh, but that's sad. You have no idea what you're missing out on.
 
Ocarina of Time would be a good start.

It's considered to be the best Zelda game, and the best game ever created by quite a few people. It was even in the Guiness (spelled wrong?) 2008 World Records book for still being the number 1 game from 1996 to 2008.
 
The only one I liked was Link's Awakening. Somehow the compilation disc for Gamecube ended up in my house and maybe I'll try out Majora's Mask more.

Didn't like OOT one bit.
 
For the same reason I didn't like Sonic CD, Halo and Final Fantasy 7. Purely overhyped all the way.

But I tend to give things a second chance, it was years ago when I played OOT.
 
It wasn't overhyped. It DOES deliver.

Was it because you didn't know what to do?

But I do agree that once you defeat the final boss, there isn't much left to do other than.....like.......15 or 20 other side quests you can do.

But I think you might like MM more, since there is much more to do. Except the gameplay isn't as fun and the story isn't as epic.

Oh, and on the Collectors Edition, leave the rumble feature off for MM. Because it increases it's chance to freeze since MM wasn't emulated perfectly.
 
Shawn said:
Yeah. It's a WOMEN.
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[spiraldoor]WOMAN[/spiraldoor]
Shawn said:
If ya dumb fucks who actually call yourself GAMERS played ZELDA, you would know.
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I don't give a shit, all I can tell is that the thing on the picture above looks like a man, and jerking off over it is definitely sick. Straight to the point.
 
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