You know you suck at Rayman when...

...You think R2 is a musical. (Now I have Rayman, in his cell-room-thing, singing Distant Dreamer by Duffy in my head...)

...You think Ly is related to Kiki from Hello Kitty.

...You think Murfy is the Cheshire Cat.

...you think Rayman is cute.

...you think Serguei is a fluffy bunny.
 
...When Rayman's world is invaded by cards and the Queen of Hearts from "Alice in Wonderland".
...When Razoff creates and modifies his own scam.
...When Globox breaths fire on you.
...When Cynder destroys the Primordal Core.
...When Rayman's friends get lost in the Infinite Dimensions. :evil: :twisted: :paranormal: :shock: :o :x
 
...Rayman 2 IS a musical.

...Ly breathes fire on you.
...Murphy breathes fire on you.
...Rayman breathes....you get the picture.
...Razorbeard rusts.
...Flips turns in to a Mew Mew.
...Ly turns in to a Mew Mew.
...Rayman turns in to...No I won't go there.
 
...You think you can ride on the red rockets.
...You think you can ride on Globox.
...You think you can ride om André.
...Murphy don't can read the manual.
...Rayman drown at the first level in R3.
 
...the rabbids feel shame of you.

...You think Rayman gets his super powers from a Sailor Moon-esque anime transformatuon.
 
...When Yosemete Sam occurs on the screen.
...When Wily bombs the Hall of Doors.
...When Rayman becomes DJ Tiesto.
...When Murfy shoots hisself in the head.
...When Cynder preys on Rayman's friends.
 
...You think Rayman is a duck.
...You think Murphy is a flying mutant frog-bluebottle thing. (Oh wait he is)
...Rayman gets miffed at the amount of fanart and fake girlfriends for him on DA.
 
...The Magician gets shot.
...Murfy gets killed by a Steve Irwin Stingray.
...André breaths fire on you.
...Cutman appears on the screen.
...The Musician beats the krap out of you.
...The Photographer cant take pictures of you.
...Mr. Dark smokes you out.
...Jason kills Rayman.
 
...You die in the first part of the first level in R1
...You think your a rock
...You think Globox is a rock
...You think Murphy is a rock
...You think everything is a rock
...You think a rock can shoop-dah-whoop
...You wait untill a rock does Caramelldansen
...You wait untill a rock does the mario!!
...You wait untill a rock does the Rayman sexbomb!!
 
...you think Murfy can shoop-da-whoop.

You think Rayman is Luke skywalker and Mr.Dark is Darth Vader.
 
...Crash Bandicoot kicks the fük out of Rayman.
...Ly and Betilla are whores.
...Monstró appears on the screen.
...The Video Game Nerd flips Rayman off.
...Clark dies after drug overdose.
...Razoff knows you're acting like a bitch. :pascontent: :pascontent: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted:
 
..You scream when you see a Chameleon/Bo-Peep/Matyuvu.
..You scream when you see Murfy.
..You scream because you think that Ly is naked (maybe she is..).
 
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