You're too good at Rayman when...

...Razorbeard commits suicide, you rule.
...André gets cancer.
...Begoniáx suffers from heart disease.
...Hunter helps you instead of Murfy.
...Razoff gets assassinated by Ignitus.
...Antitoons are M+Ms candies. :mryellow: :mrgreen: :proud: :roll: :lololol: :coeur: :up: :bigup: :rigolo2:
 
...When the pirates are frozen.
...When Hoodlums are chocolate.
...When you offer the livingstones some poisoned liquid and they drank it.
...When Globox rides on Steam.
...When Mr.Stone commits suicide, you win. :) :) :) 8) 8) 8) :mrgreen: :mryellow: :proud: :roll: :wink: :!: :idea:
 
You know you're too good at Rayman when:
- The game comes with a completed save file.
- Bosses die instantly for no reason.
- You can beat the game while in the first level without cheat codes.
- Razorbeard (or Mr. Dark, or Andre, or anyone else evil for that matter) gives up after you've beaten one regular enemy.
- The PowerFist NEVER goes away!
- Invincibility cannot be deactivated (that is if it ever was activated).
 
You are waaaaay too good at Rayman when...

...You defeat the Robo Pirates easily with the Earth Element.
...You electrocute Hoodlums with the Electricity Element.
...You throw Razorbeard off the stage.
...Antitoons commit suicide, you rule!
...Tings will never leave this world.
...Lara Croft helps out.
 
...You can play as Spider-Ray! 8)
...The plums are floating in the air.
...The Rayman Clone in Rayman2 beat Rayman1.
 
...you get infinite lifes
...you become invincible
...all the bad guys commit suicide
...you can create clones of Rayman
...you can take control of the bad guys' minds by planting floro sprouts in them
 
...You can play as Mega Ray.
...You lock Antitoons up.
...Pirates try to eat hot dogs in the garden.
...Razorbeard tries to eat salad in the caves.
...Red Lums will not leave the world.
...Yellow Lums will never leave this world.
...You can use a blackjack to defeat bosses easily.
 
...Razorbeard gives the lum he wanted to eat to you
...You can swim in piranha water
...Reflux shrinks instead of grows in the final battle
 
You attend a Robo-Pirate Striptease and see Razorbeard in the front row, clapping and reaching into his wallet. He then looks at you, holding a camera. You then become the most popular guy on the Internet.
 
The Magician can play as you.
You can play as a Robo-Pirate followed by a Black Lum, Hoodlum and Knaaren DJ.
If you leave them for too long, they start making a rap about why Rabbids suck so much.
 
You use the Rabbids as pillows.
You use the Rabbids as house isolation.
You use the Rabbids as basket balls.
 
You know you're too good at Rayman when:
* Right before the R2 final boss, Globox climbs back up and beats up Razorbeard for you.
* You can turn a black lum into a red lum in Rayman 3 GBA.
* You defeat Gumsi.
* Dark Rayman touches himself and dies.
* You unlock Andre in Rayman Arena.
* You can unlock 2D Madness in the Gamecube version of R3. :x
* You play through RRR GBA without encountering a single glitch.
* You can unlock the bonus levels in R3 GBA. :pascontent: :pascontent: :pascontent:
* You beat Globox in every RRR2 and RRRTVP minigame.
 
Globox kicks Andre where it hurts.

Speaking of which, how do Black Lums go to the toilet if they don't have butts to kick?
 
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