Twelve days of Christmas-Boymongoose
For those of you who don't want to search it on Youtube...
Twelve cricket ball tamperers
Eleven-syllable names
Ten-minute yoga
Nine telemarketers
Eight Bollywood films
Seven Eleven workers
Six IT graduates
Five Indian gigs
Four Hari Krishnars
Three buttered chickens
Two nosy inlaws
And a totally insufficient dowry