iHeckler
You are the town drunk. You are pretty ignorant to everything around you on account of your gross alcoholism. And you couldn't care less. You're happy to be friends with anyone in your drunken state, even if they don't feel the same way towards you.
You are allied with the village. You win is the Mafia is eliminated.
At Night you may send a PM to me entitled "Night X - Befriend [user]". You will cling on to that user, not allowing him to escape. Little do they know, however, that it will actually help them - anyone who tries to use Night Actions on them will instead be repulsed by your bad-breath and annoying manner. Of course, anyone who's there to kill them will probably really mean it, so you can't protect users from death.
If you want to just lie in the gutter vomitting, you should send a PM to me entitled "Night X - Idling".