The You Game!

[Jewish Candy]

What? Oh, poor you... < vehemently opposes conscription.
< wishes you the best - at least it's a job.

[Puruun]

TOBBE'S GETTIN' HITCHED??!!

No, conscripted.

What? You have to fight (or do other things..?) in the army? For how long?

< feels sorry for Tobbe (and Dango too).

[Tobbe]

What? You have to fight (or do other things..?) in the army? For how long?

< is going to patrol the Russia-Norway border for a year. At least it's a year without any homework, and < will be in great shape when < gets back.

[Jewish Candy]

Gawd, with Putin in power there's no knowing how dangerous it could be... we're gonna lose Tobbe...

Still, if he makes it back... nom nom nom.

[Nannerb3]

Well, have a good time but we'll miss you.

[El Dango]

What? You have to fight (or do other things..?) in the army? For how long?

< is going to patrol the Russia-Norway border for a year. At least it's a year without any homework, and < will be in great shape when < gets back.

Well, < wishes you luck then.

[Cairnie]

< wishes Tobbe the best of luck.

[PluMGMK]

< wishes Tobbe good luck too.

< apparently missed a chance to e-hug DesLife.

[Haruka]

< also wishes luck to Tobbe

[MrBadGuy]

< says good luck to Tobbe. So your job is to keep Matyuv from entering Norway?

[Tobbe]

Yeah, pretty much.

< says thanks everyone for the well-wishes, and reminds them that < will bug you for yet another week before < heads north.

[Locas]

< rlly rlly bored

[Jewish Candy]

< asks why Loki-kun is bored.

[DesLife]

< apparently missed a chance to e-hug DesLife.

< hugs Plum.

< secretly hopes that Matyuv and Tobbe will shot each other Good luck with that

[Jewish Candy]

< thinks ^ is not very nice. Though it would be kinda hilarious if they met up on the border.

[Matyuv]

Good luck Tobbe, hope you'll enjoy it!
< managed to avoid conscription myself and is super-happy about this cos Russian army is a nightmare.

[Jewish Candy]

How did you do that, Matti-sama?

[Matyuv]

Well my eyesight is crap... all < had to do was to prove them that my vision is too poor to be of any use for the Russian army... one'd think it'd be easy to prove a fact but I had to visit a million doctors every year but it's better than one year of service anyway

[Jewish Candy]

Definitely. < hopes Britain never has to resort to conscription... in <'s opinion, it violates human rights...

[Matyuv]

yeah I'm surprised that such a civilised country like Norway has it

edit: actually it's not mentioned in the list of countries with mandatory military service on wikipedia