Jokes topic

well i know some heres 1=
a boss was talkin jokes for his workers,everyone was laughing but there was a guy that wasnt laughing.
later the boss was going to talk with that guy
boss=hey i was talking jokes for everyone was laughing expect whats happening.
Then he says=no i dont on your emprense no
 
some of my jokes can only be understand by brazilians like a 1 thats is the classic knock knock
when the guy said the name the another need to ask who im portuguese (quem)?
you guys wanna try?

knock knock

Don't double-post please. ~Matyuv
 
Ok back on topic:

Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work!

How do you fit 100 pikachu's on a bus?
Poke 'em on!

...Those are the only ones I can think of atm.
 
thebrazilianskaarj said:
Danonanobadray327 said:
thebrazilianskaarj said:
ok nevermind
Click to expand...
´please, no double post :(

remember it for the future
Click to expand...
i must tell the truth i dont know whats double post
Click to expand...
you never write two posts in a row, only one, then wait for someone responds, example:

-Danonanobadray327 commented
-thebrazilianskaarj commented
-Danonanobadray327 commented
--thebrazilianskaarj commented
--thebrazilianskaarj commented
-Danonanobadray327 commented
 
thanks for the imformation (i wasnt remenbering wats post because im not american im brazilian)if i could,i would give you something
 
Can you tell us what happened?
I had written only 1 message ...Internet is spoiling me,and I wrie two post, sorry ... :cry:
(please, delete the first post)
 
Post jokes here. No ugly, hateful, gross, etc.

Why are there more robberies during a full moon than any other moon?

So the thiefs can see what they are stealing!

Go on tryit!
 
There were these 3 guys on a boat floating out in the middle of the lake. One stepped out and did what ever he did. The second steps out and does the same. The third steps out and drowns. Later the 1st tells the 2nd," Do you think we should have told him abougt the stepping stones?"
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top