I as the only wise man in the village, go to pollokus and ask him for help with scepter. To my amazement Pollokus does more then that, he brings back the earth, destroys MDT together with his new home, he puts batman in the mental clinic to help him get back to his real identity(ikke), and trick shrooblord to give me the scepter for a bit of candy from candy mountains. Even more pollokus close all the other dimensions and bans flying(walking, fishing, sneezing,[insert verb],...) in time. I get the scepter and all the powah!!!!!!!!!!! With the powah I rule the world and everyone hails me as I am the mightiest king ever.... ZzzzZZZzzzzzZzZZZzzzzz...
...And then I woke up... With a scepter in my hand... (what da fack..)