You know you suck at Rayman when...

THEdragon said:
When Rayman wakes up Mr Skops, and Mr Skops just decides to go back to sleep because Rayman will die painfully sooner or later on his own.
When Space Mama suddenly stops the battle to give Rayman drama lessons to improve his TERRIBLE acting!
When you begin a Band Land level and your presence makes all the instruments play only sour notes!
When Rayman is coughing up dirt and grass from all the times you've tried to jump onto a platform in the Dream Forest, but ended up sending Rayman face-first into the edge of it instead.
When the Magician breaks the forth wall and pops out of the screen, slapping you in the face and yelling "Didn't you even read the damn instruction manual?" before poking you in the eye with his wand, further impairing your gaming skills.
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:lololol: Hilarious!
 
When Rayman punches the rock at the beginning or Mr Stone's Peaks, then gives the Musician a deformed chunk of stone and says "Just play this".
When Tarayzan runs away naked and leave Rayman to drown in the flood.
When you have extreme difficulty collecting ten tings to give to the Magician.
When Rayman tries to punch a clown in Candy Chateau but misses and gets his fist stuck in a giant chunk of strawberry jello.
When you try to write a Creepypasta based on Rayman.
 
When you see a cloud and think it's an enemy, so you jump over it and Rayman falls to his death.
When Rayman runs off with the super helicopter potion and trips over and spills it.
When you're playing Rayman 2 and when Rayman collects a blue lum while swimming, he chokes on it instead of recieving more air to breathe.
When the electoons would rather be in their cages than hanging around Rayman.
When Rayman gets knocked unconscious in Picture City and a living pen draws graffiti on his face.
 
When DarkRay and Glombrox get in a fight with Rayman and Globox and win. Or maybe it's just fooling around in 4 player Co-op, you can never be sure.
 
When Rayman tries to make the Musician a new guitar, but ends somehow up getting them both awkwardly strangled to death by guitar strings, even though they don't have necks.
When Rayman's head keeps falling off and rolling down the hill so Rayman has to run after it.
When Rayman accidentally drops his head down the side of the Blue Mountains.
When you pause the game and spend an hour planning the perfect attack stratergy to attack a lividstone explorer in the Pink Plant Woods.
When the stratergy fails.
 
THEdragon said:
When Rayman tries to make the Musician a new guitar, but ends somehow up getting them both awkwardly strangled to death by guitar strings, even though they don't have necks.
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That's a surprisingly detailed story. Have you been playing Rayman 1 recently?
 
Rulez said:
THEdragon said:
When Rayman tries to make the Musician a new guitar, but ends somehow up getting them both awkwardly strangled to death by guitar strings, even though they don't have necks.
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That's a surprisingly detailed story. Have you been playing Rayman 1 recently?
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Yes! And I do have a bit of an awkward imagination sometimes. :fou:
 
Danone said:
When you get 246 electoons and you get no Zombie Globox
(Simple, I know)
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His name is Glombrox, according to the Bubble Dreamer. Oh and I noticed that the pic I made is now on Glombrox's page on RayWiki! Isn't that an honor? :D
 
When you spend ages trying to decide which of the three save files to use, then spend even longer wondering which three letters to use for the save file name, and when you've finally created your first game save file you quit because you've had enough hardcore gaming for one day.
 
When Rayman is suffering from trauma-related psycopathic problems by the time you've completed the Dream Forest levels.
When Rayman steals Tarayzan's clothes and runs away, leaving Tarayzan to run away naked or drown in the flood.
When Rayman carves the Musician a new guitar from a rock... Using the Musician's face as a carving tool. :fou:
When Rayman does a very bad job at fixing the wiring in the Caves of Skops, and when he returns to the surface, Joe has been electrocuted.
When you got game over in Rayman Activity Centre... D__D
When it takes five hours of intense focus to complete the activity "The Storm", and when you reach the top, the hippies are pissed off so they whack Rayman with their guitars and knock him all the way back down to the bottom of the mountain, leaving him stuck in the middle of the violent weather.
 
Yay Danone thanks for the bump!

When Rayman is stuck in one of the 'Betilla gives Rayman a new power' levels because you have no idea how to use the new power Betilla gave Rayman.
When the Magician gives you a free life out of pity because of the countless times you've died and failed the bonus levels.
When the boss-fight enemies are so sick of waiting for Rayman that they all head to the Pink Plant Woods (where you happen to be stuck) and end up arguing with each other over who gets to grind Rayman to a pulp for being such a lousy opponent.
 
SanteriEdelweiss said:
...you don't jump when Reflux gives the "fist slam of death"
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I never even thought about jumping the first time so I actually used to do this, but survived by timing my helicopter use. :P But I can't do that anymore now.
 
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