Rayman himself

Rulez said:
Hoodcom said:
RayFan9876 said:
You've never heard of a "sex change" before? Well I suppose everyone has a first time. It's been around since 1934, so it technically isn't new.

They can be, you never know.
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How old are you anyway?

1934? :shock:
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You can clearly see in her profile that she's five. Please, Hoodcom. :P
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Five? :P
 
Hoodcom said:
My first guess is that she isn't really five years old... no way, not with her current writing skills. :P
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Hoodcom said:
My first guess is that she isn't really five years old... no way, not with her current writing skills. :P
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Why thank you! :) I feel happier.

And take another more detailed guess. Sorry, this is kind of fun.
 
I had a feeling you enjoy making other people guess.

However, I don't really feel up for guessing. If I must, then my guess is around 15 ~ 18. I mention 15 as the youngest as you could be just made your profile be missing a "1" in front of it. Otherwise I have a feeling you'd at least be a few or so years older than that point. :P

Rulez said:
I was kidding around, she's 61. :)
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If that was the case, then wouldn't the very picture SHE posted, of age 11 be black and white?
 
Hoodcom, you're like my brother. I so damn love messing with you!

No, she's 16. Fo' realz this time.
 
Another random Rayman question... I always wanted to know since the day and month he came out... how old is Rayman really? I always thought he was near my age or something O_o
 
El Raymando said:
rayfan is hybrid? :shock:
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Je suis.

Raymansgirl22 said:
Another random Rayman question... I always wanted to know since the day and month he came out... how old is Rayman really? I always thought he was near my age or something O_o
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You are a fucking scary one. :lol: I can just see you two standing on a marriage pedestal with Rayman, the groom, telling the usher to shut up as you jump on Rayman, smooching him to death whether he likes it or not.

No, nobody knows his age. For all we know the Glade's years are counted differently. For all we know, they use a completely different measurement system of both time and space.
 
Man... someone really has a crush on Rayman... :fou:

Lol, Rayfan, you and your wild imagination. What's funny is that it sounds like what Raymansgirl really would do. :lol:
 
Hoodcom said:
It is. ;)

Before we know it, Raymansgirl will start talking what her's and Rayman's kids would look like. :lol:
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And the names, oh the names. Don't forget the shoes!
 
and food and clothes for the 'littluns.

Rayman would not like to be in the position of father, with Globox's kids to look after every once in a while he's probably got his hands full already.

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He'll end up an awkward chef baking pies for children, while they jump and tear at his clothes, asking their parents about why he's limbless. Then the single moms will scream for a second when they see him, but cover their mouths and hypocritically tell their children not to be impolite.

Then after a hard day's work, he comes home and plops on the couch only to see Raymansgirl, and she's yelling "GETUP, GETUP, GETUP, WE'RE ON OUR HONEYMOON NOW!!" Rayman then sighs and lets his hair flop down over his face in dismay. You didn't think the day was over already, did you Rayman?
 
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