Okay, so I think I have this straight:
1. You decided to post a topic which insulted everyone's lovely signatures.
2. You then decided to make it out that you did nothing wrong when Des rightfully locked that thread.
3. You then decide to start making threats to an Administrator because he rightfully locked your thread.
4. Failing that, you then decide to suck up to the moderators in the hopes that they "have more sense", only to find they don't agree with you on the matter.
5. This in turn makes you go around insulting everyone who posted on the thread.
6. You then decide to start replying with large words in complex sentences in the hopes that it'll throw us off the scent of what you're really talking about,
7. then you try to patronize me,
8. then once I write a clearly sarcastic response you decide that I in fact was going on about how "amazingly brilliant" you are,
9. and now, after pretty much everyone's taken the piss out of you for bitching over such a stupid thing, you tell everyone "Oh don't worry guys I was just joking to calm myself down before exams".
Now I know you won't believe this part, and you'll probably say "Oh you've manipulated my posts for your own means", but I'm gonna call bullshit on that. You can't possibly say that you were trolling the whole time after that horrible bitch fit, those "clever" remarks, those stupid posts that made absolutely no fucking sense what-so-ever, you know, those ones in which you clearly were struggling to get your point across. You clearly just changed your story because you knew you couldn't win with the current one you had going. Here's a challenge for you, I left a stealth insult in one of my posts directed at you somewhere on the forum. If you can find it the first time I'll give you 10 tings. You can I don't know, give them away to someone else after making a contest in which the person you give them to expresses their love to you and why they want those lovely tings so much.
EDDIT: I sent you 20 tings RayFan.

Didn't want to send too many but I thought it deserved something.
