Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Shrooblord · Nov 1, 2012

By tiepeng wiz me elbuws.

Type name with elbows?

Viricide Filly · Nov 1, 2012

jkhiasergag gfghkklki

Why do I fall up?

Shrooblord · Nov 1, 2012

You must be Belgian^*.

Do you have a positronic brain too?

Viricide Filly · Nov 1, 2012

Yes, it helps my hair-cancer.

Is a cat fine?

PluMGMK · Nov 1, 2012

No, it's diabetic. And its back is broken. And it's crying. Oh my God, I can't take it anymore!

Solve for sex:
x¹⁰⁰+2x⁶⁶+7x³³+20x

sergiomonty · Nov 1, 2012

x¹⁰⁰+2x⁶⁶+7x³³+20x=
100x+1212x+2121x=
3433x=
(3433) * x=
3*x*4*x*3*x*3=

Am I a genius?

Keane · Nov 1, 2012

yez ant i im obfiuzly teh gui dat knowss

Diabetes?

Minor-T5 · Nov 2, 2012

Diabetes is a disease that makes people dumb.

Do Llamas eat computers?

PluMGMK · Nov 2, 2012

Only if you have less than -100,000 simoleons.

Where did I get the idea for that answer?

Viricide Filly · Nov 2, 2012

The bread factory next to the Sidney Opera House.

If I am an image of five eskimos, why does my pet terrorist have temporary cancer?

Minor-T5 · Nov 2, 2012

Because he's stupid.
Do any of you have a pet Lloyd?

Viricide Filly · Nov 2, 2012

Yes, his name is Pink.

What is a science?

Master · Nov 2, 2012

Knowledge about nothing.
Why is Hot Chocolate awesome?

Viricide Filly · Nov 2, 2012

Because it's used to end the lives of furfags

When is a door not a jar?

Minor-T5 · Nov 2, 2012

When the door is closed.
Do Butterfly's eat pizza?

Viricide Filly · Nov 2, 2012

Only slightly. Only slightly.

Is the love of a mustache love at first sight?

Minor-T5 · Nov 2, 2012

Um...no. It gets all itchy and that stuff.
Does money taste good?

Viricide Filly · Nov 2, 2012

Depends what you buy with it.

Is face a country?

Shrooblord · Nov 2, 2012

Viricide Filly said:
When is a door not a jar?

schmooky.luke said:
When the door is closed.

Well played, both of you, well played.
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No, but a face's a cunttree.

What grows on cunttrees?

Viricide Filly · Nov 2, 2012

Countries.

Why is the rum not gone?