Corrupt a wish!

Well, it's all well and good until the razor actually gets stuck on your back.

I want to meet the Chozo.
 
They hug you, but what's that sharp thing they have in their hands?

I want to to be the very best, like no one ever was.
 
Well, you're a Cage now, have fun getting stuffed with things.

I wish to become Commander of an army of Robosapiens.
 
The arm cannon is a medieval one. It requires a bunch of gun powder and reloading.

I wish to wreck it.
 
Only Shrek can truly Shrek, he laughs at your cheap imitation.

I want to be Super Saiyan.
 
Go ahead, let the laws of physics do the rest.

I wish to implant a processor in my brain.
 
Fine, during surgery the doctor missed something and cut something important out your brain and you died.

I wish to be there and here.
 
Using a matter disperser, your wish was granted! Shame it also is lethal.

I wish to be less sadistic.
 
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