Corrupt a wish!

[TFDS]

You become the Musician's wife.

I wish I have Time Machine.

[Bradandez]

You can only travel into the future and you can't go back to your own time.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[Eredin]

You can only travel into the future and you can't go back to your own time.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Yes, You have been attacked by being squished between sumo wrestlers.

I wish to have nothing

[Bradandez]

Nope, you're getting something.

I wish for the Halloween items in TF2.

[Eredin]

Nope, you're getting something.

I wish for the Halloween items in TF2.

Only your items get glitched which makes it unusable.

I wish for Rayman 4!!!!!!

[OCG]

Rabbids came and turned R4 into party game. Bad luck I guess
I wish to be DarkRay rank

[Bradandez]

Granted. Though you lose all your tings.

I wish for candy.

[Master]

Your candy is being delivered to you, via missile.

I wish to ride on a missile.

[Zikken]

You get to ride on a missile but it explodes, causing the death of a thousand of people in the process.

I wish my cat could live much longer.

[Master]

The wishes of all make it happen, but the cat now is hyper intelligent and enslaves us all.

I want a witch doctor mask.

[OCG]

You spinned and destroyed crate to get it, but mask got destroyed too.

I want Pac-Man World 4 to be made.

[Master]

It happened, but unfortunately for you, Kirby ate all of the copies.

I wish for there to be Pac-Kirby

[Bradandez]

The universe implodes after the battle of two heavy eaters.

I wish for Haunted items.

[SilentSanctuary]

The items will haunt you for the rest of your life

I wish I could develop a new language that will become the only spoken language in the world

[Master]

Congratulations, by doing so, Humanity lost all concept of individuality, now, they're just mindless clones.

I wish to fix my screwdriver.

[Eredin]

Congratulations, by doing so, Humanity lost all concept of individuality, now, they're just mindless clones.

I wish to fix my screwdriver.

The screwdriver becomes a weapon, and you become the garage killer.

I wish for Rayman Raving Rabbids 3 in which The Rabbids invade every Ubisoft game's third installment.

[Master]

And so, UbiSoft fell, rabid fans tore apart the company after these games were badly received.

I wish to make a cake.

[Bradandez]

The cake is fake.

I wish for sweets.

[OCG]

Too bad Overlord Laharl ate them.
I wish it's year 1996 again.

[Master]

So it is, now I don't exist!

I wish for a Space Invaders mural.