Corrupt a wish!

[boomboleros7]

Wish granted. But you're killed by Mr Dark because he thought you were the real Rayman.

I'm hungry.

I wish for a meal on my table.

[Master]

A meal is delivered, from the landfill.

I wish for a heater.

[Dark Lum Lord]

The sun grows to the size of a red giant and the Earth is engulfed in flames.

I wish for an N64 controller that's actually symmetrical and practical, only two prongs, two analog sticks which are better.

[Adsolution]

You get it, then realise that replacing the C buttons with an analogue stick was a terrible idea and it causes incredibly some imprecise control [[experience]].

I wish for another 3D modeller to be on my team.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; mediocre three-dimensional models proceed and you soon kick em off the team.

I wish I had social skills.

[Master]

You get a tutor who teaches you the ways of socialising, unfortunately, he misheard, and taught you all about facebooking instead of real life interaction, what a fool.

I wish I wasn't so awkward.

[Adsolution]

Wish granted, but you become too confident, think you can walk on air, and fall off a cliff.

I wish I wasn't sick right now so I could go out into the year's first massive snowfall.

[Master]

You are healed, go forth and enjoy the snow! Just beware, the power used to grant your wish has caused the snow to become dangerously irradiated...

I wish that I could drive already.

[Adsolution]

Wish grated; you obtain your driver's licence, but you crash instantly as you never actually learned how to drive.

I wish the normal RPC theme would be updated. Those white textboxes and buttons are eh.

[Master]

The theme is updated, unfortunately it was updated into a Rabbids styled theme, beginning the RPCpocalypse as members revolt.

I wish to repair my Laser Screwdriver toy.

[Bradandez]

It becomes real. You know have to worry about the Daleks.

I wish to go on an adventure with pirates on the Great seas.

[Master]

You do so, but then you get Scurvy.

I wish to not be as nervous as I am now.

[Shrooblord]

You have more time, but all this time is being spend getting anally raped by Nicolas Cage

How is that corrupted?
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You're not, because your anxiety gave you a heart-attack and killed you dead.

I wish I could ace my test on Friday.

[Bradandez]

Sure you ace it and all but, every other test you take within the next week is a certain bad grade.

I wish to art.

[Shrooblord]

Sure you ace it and all but, every other test you take within the next week is a certain bad grade.

Hahhaaa I have no other tests that week! C:<

You Art, and therefore you are quite useless.

I wish to have infinite stamina.

[Bradandez]

Too much stamina. You are an unstoppable machine now.

I wish to build a BLU sentry.

[Shrooblord]

Your sentry turns out RED.

I want to be Mr Sax.

[Bradandez]

Sax? I messed up in one letter. Have fun being MR. SEX.

I wish to have a flamethrower.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; you own a sentient flamethrower that burned you to the ground.

I wish to be attractive.

[Bradandez]

You become irresistible.

I wish to have super sandwich.