I'm going to make three entries, all of them involving computers.
1)
I've had many an encounter with dumb salesmen, but this one is the most recent:
*My mother and I are at Fry's [electronics chain store -- 'nuff said], strolling idly through the laptop department, when we get to the Sony department and a salesman greets us.*
SM: You interested in that? (referring to a VAIO Pro 13) It's a great computer.
ME: Yes, it is.
SM: Yeah it's got a brand-new Intel i5 processor.
MOM: Uh, I don't know what that means exactly.
SM: Well, these chips are faster and more efficient, meaning than an i5 processor is gonna give you the performance of an i7...
ME: *bites lip*
SM: ...and about three hours of extra battery time. This is probably the only computer in here that has this processor, except maybe that one. *gestures to another Sony machine*
(NOTE: This took place about a week ago. There were rows upon rows of laptops in the store with Haswell chips.)
SM: It's also got a better graphics card...
ME: (not able to stand it any longer) INTEGRATED graphics.
SM: Yeah, a better integrated card. Uh, Intel 4600...
ME: 4400.
SM: Yeah, 4400. Which is gonna give you better color quality and detail than the previous generation...
ME: ...
And to think, this was one of the more knowledgeable salesmen I had encountered.
2)
STUDENT: You know what I wish? That you could just play all the Xbox One games on the 360...
3)
MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT: Um, my computer is running without the battery pack.
TEACHER: No. No, it's not.
ME: Is it plugged in?
STUDENT: Yep.
TEACHER: Well, duh!
STUDENT: I didn't know it could do that. THAT'S COOL!






