"....... In My Pants" Game

Bradandez · May 23, 2014

With all my evidence in my pants, this court will surely side with me in my pants. But if you must, please let the witness proceed in his pants.

Master · May 23, 2014

The prosecution brings Dalek to the stand!

It will now give Testimony, in its pants. As defense, you must find any contradiction in its testimony.

rolesfamily · May 23, 2014

Isn't scared by whovians in my pants

Shrooblord · May 23, 2014

On behalf of the defence...

How could the prosecution possibly bring forth a Testimony from its pants... if it has none! I present to you, my honour, in my pants, the flaw in the prosecutions statements!

Bradandez · May 23, 2014

Proceed with it then, in my pants.

Master · May 23, 2014

The Prosecution was busy trying to comprehend the witnesses statements...and avoid the death beams

The statement in its pants, is as follows:

I WAS BUSY EXTERMINATING THE WEEDS IN MY LAWN
WHEN SUDDENLY, I SAW A CYBUSMAN AND CYBERMAN IN AN ARGUMENT
THE INFERIOR BEINGS WERE ATTEMPTING TO SETTLE A FUED
PERSONALLY, I'D EXTERMINATE THEM BOTH
SADLY, THE CYBERMAN TOOK OFF, WITH THE CYBUSMAN LYING UPON MY LAWN
IT WAS MAKING A MEEEESSSS

Shrooblord · May 23, 2014

Hmm...

Your honour, I fail to see the relevance to the trial's pants!

Master · May 23, 2014

Surely this statement implicates the defendant guilty of murder, as noted as one of the main charges in my pants:

Bradandez said:
The other side is ready in our pants, your honor.

My client says to be accused of mass murder, stealing personal and government information, and not looking both ways before crossing the street in my pants.

But I BEG TO DIFFER IN MY PANTS!!!

Bradandez · May 23, 2014

I see nothing wrong with my client's actions in my pants. So what if he brutally murdered his neighbor with a spoon in my pants.

Shrooblord · May 23, 2014

Your argument is flawed! Where does the defendant even come in in the prosecution's testimony? Your honour's pants, surely you agree - we must move on in the pants!

Master · May 23, 2014

(Come to think of it, who is the defendant, in his pants?)

grr...in my pants.

Bradandez · May 23, 2014

The defendant is the mother's brother's sister-in-law's cousin twice removed uncle's grandparents' son's neighbor in my pants.

Master · May 23, 2014

Shall we just call him Cybusman, in his pants?

rolesfamily · May 23, 2014

This suddenly went craycray in our pants

Bradandez · May 23, 2014

Master said:
Shall we just call him Cybusman, in his pants?

He has a name you know,bin my pants.

Master · May 23, 2014

Then enlighten the court so we may get proper testimony, in your pants.

rolesfamily · May 23, 2014

It's hotting up in this room in my pants

Master · May 23, 2014

Those in the gallery must remain silent, in their pants.

rolesfamily · May 23, 2014

I never remain silent in our pants

Shrooblord · May 23, 2014

Durr-hurr - I mean - to augment my client's words, I must state that he is severely distressed and nervous for the court! It's all in his pants!
Disregard 'brutally murdered' and read 'kindly fed ice cream', in your honourable pants.
Tuhuh, nice save, Ace.