The Leptys Scepter Quest

With the help of Marvin the Depressed Robot, Shrooblord is able to locate this paradoxical location and Brad's guards' heads explode at the sheer acquaintance of Marvin's self. Shrooblord takes the Sceptre from the remains and trots happily along, whistling some kind of song about being Happy and trying to not let all the commotion get to his nerves.

Stuck in the Terrify Plateau of Polka, Dart soon loses his mind as images of fat dudes with Accordions flash before his eyes. now in his super-savage form, Dart claws and bites his way out of the plateau, only to discard his human body for that of a Demon. Using the jet black wings attached to his new boulder encrusted back, Dart flies across the Ocean of Nothing, drawn toward the general direction of the scepters aura. Dart spots Elem Age, Brads faithful accountant, and scares the location out of him. Nothing could stop Dart as his growing lust for the power to finally take down all who opposed him! But what is this?!? the scepter is gone!!! Scanning for the its location quickly pins it at the base of the mountain, in the hands of a singing Shrooblord. Dart quickly glides up to Shroob and knocks him out. Now with the scepter in hand Dart summon thousands of Demonic fallen angels to fell all that would stop him! But, Dart knew of his adversaries cunning and hid in a dark cave for many months.

Shrooblord awakes, bleeding. He finds he's been knocked on the head. He finds he has no more Sceptre. He remembers he hadn't finished singing his Happy song. It makes him angry.
Very angry.

In a fit of rage, Shrooblord activates his royal crown, transforming into the monstrosity children's tales are full of and nightmares are made of: Ultra Shrooblord! The ginormous gargantuan rips apart every mountain and tree before him as he sways through the landscape with his mighty tentacles. He finds a cave that reeks of Sceptre and deceit! With angry eyes, he breathes toxic fumes into the caves and slithers in his many tentacles. Grasping the Sceptre and slapping its captor while he's at it, he retreats from the carnage he left behind.

He wades through the Ocean of Lost Hope and lands ashore back in his regular form, regaining no knowledge of past events and slightly confused as to why his clothing is all ripped up. But he has the Sceptre, so he's happy!

(Bringing my characters into this now are we?)
On his ship, Captain Bradandez sees a floating body. With his telescope he identifies the body as none other than Shroob! Bradandez quickly sets sail. He reaches and takes Shroob in. Bradandez carefully drops Shroob's tired body onto the deck. Shroob is relieved to be saved and now relaxes. Captain Bradandez than swipes the Scepter from his hands and orders his crew to load the cannon with Shroob as ammo. The crew do so and launch Shroob to the Moon! After that, Captain Bradandez sets off to the Mistical Cove of the Zombie Pirates.

At the moon, Shroob tries to use his powers and return to the now unidentifiable Earth but Ryiverse (Chaotic Reality Warper) imprisons Shroob into a reality made of loving ponies and hellfire.

xD the cannon action!
But where was I floating...?
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Finding the most fabulous and manly of unicorns, Shrooblord rides its magical horseness straight out of the pocket dimension of loving ponies and hellfire, making sure to take some of that fire with him on his tongue. When he meets Bradandez again, he speaks with flaming tongue, literally. Then he spits fire at Brad and nabs the Sceptre, riding his magic stallion off into deep space.

(You fell asleep and the tide brought you back in. Deal with it. )
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Grieving in pain, Bradandez dons his gas mask until his burnt face heals. Bradandez gears up with the most advanced water weapons there is and goes off to deal with Shroob. Meanwhile, Shroob is prancing in the fields with his flaming ponies like the pansy he is. Bradandez releases his water rockets, exploding the ponies into glorious gibs. Shroob tries to attack but Bradandez blasts him with multiple water cannons and shoots him into a cave... full of bears...that are filled with bees...and those bees are angry and have multiple stingers...and the bees also are loaded with ferrets...and the cave is loaded with dynamite...which Bradandez detonates.

Shroob is blasted away to an island...that's filled with carnivorous animals, cannibal tribes people, horrid plants, nightmarish terrains, and worst of all... fluffy rainbow unicorns. Back at the location of Bradandez, the Scepter falls from the sky and lands in Bradandez's hands.

After recovering the slapping of a lifetime, Dart realizes he once again is in human form, however he is suddenly wearing pirate clothes. Trusting that this mean his precious is somewhere in the high seas, Dart contacts his friend Krystal through the use of one of the Chaos Conches. The two sail in their metal barge raiding all ships on the Serza Seas, with little luck. Eventually they spotted a fairly majestic ship that shined with so much good fortune that Dart soon boarded to speak with the captain. As it turns out, there were two captains, and they called themselves the Ship Grumps and were called Don and Jarin. They spoke of a crazy dude with a bird scepter that had invaded their territory, and provided two of their best crew members, Boppy Bro Jr and Boppy Bro Sr to aid Dart in gatting rid of Captain Brad and his lame crew.

Dart sailed to the farthest part of the ocean, recruiting everyone they could, and it was there that Dart saw the scepter fall from the sky into Brads hand. Krystal quickly rammed the ships into each other, starting an epic battle! many people died, Including the Boppy Bros who tasseled Brads tangerines. In the end Dart would swipe the scepter and slink away onto land, leaving everyone else to fight it out to the death. Now nothing more than a rogue thief, Dart escapes to the city...

(Gratz for working a Game Grumps reference into the mix ;D)

As Beebo sits in the Dungeon of Unspeakable Horrors and Guaranteed No Escape By No Means What So Ever, he notices a shift in power. Brad isn't the one calling the shots anymore it seems. From what he can hear, it sounds like there is an all out war going on outside. Taking his chance Beebo frees himself from the dungeon and in the heat of the battle flees to 'The City' as it's been so creatively named (). There he sees a lonesome, hooded figure slinking about the alleyways and decides to confront him. Something about the the figure emanates a greater presence, as if possessing some higher importance. Beebo reaches the figure and realises that it is in fact Dart. Beebos turn Dart around to face him and gives him a good whack over the head. Dart passes out and Beebo searches him, finding the Scepter hidden carefully beneath his robes. He leaves the now unconscious Dart and moves into the crowded City Centre, which is so clogged with people it will be impossible for him to be found within the masses.

(Do love me some creative references when roleplaying)

Getting up from the cold alley way with the hugest knot on his head Dart proceeds pursue the thief who stole the scepter he stole. However the search was soon deemed pointless once Dart began seeing bipedal animals escaping the city followed by crude military robots. One of those animals just so happened to drop a shiny green rock nearby Dart, who picked it up. Feeling a power like never before, Dart begins moving at inhuman speeds making quick work of searching the city. It is not long before Dart meets a fat man claiming to be Roosevelt. the chance meeting allowed Dart to trade in the magic stone he found for info on the scepters location. Traveling to a local cafe reveals Beebo drinking coffee with some friends, the ancient relic sticking out his backpack. Dart uses all the skills he has collected so far to nab the powerful scepter from Beebo, and quickly slinks off into the sewer...

The sound of a stampede fills the air as dozens of fluffy rainbow unicorns surprise and ambush Dart! Riding their hellish pack leader, Shrooblord quickly swipes the Sceptre and makes off for the Candy Chateaû, where he lets his horde graze on the many yums that fill its floors.

Unfortunately for Shrooblord, he doesn't realise that Mister Dark was a secret plum juice addict and had soaked much of his candy in the intoxicating beverage prior to Rayman's invasion of his homestead. Therefore, the Plum Demon, realising that the Sceptre has returned from Earth to the Glade, takes the opportunity to possess Shroob's horde of rainbow unicorns as they unwittingly imbibe the mind-altering stuff. Suddenly, their eyes turn bright red and their hair a terrifying dark purple. Turning on their master, they unholily munch their way through the Château until they find the Sceptre. The pack leader takes it in his mouth, and they then set off for the Land of the Livid Dead, where the Demon is urgently communicating with his fellow supernatural being, the Leptys, asking for guidance on how to dispose of this cursed Sceptre once and for all…

Bradandez comes in and swipes the Scepter from being destroyed and flees away to the Unknown Known Secret General Location.

Fortunately, Shrooblord falls through a pool of liquid dreams and finds his wish granted true: phasing through the world, he grabs the Sceptre out of Brad's hands, who can do nothing but watch him fade through reality into another world! But then, he wakes up in his bed and finds the Sceptre there in a frame by the bedside. It's been there all along!

Bradandez then smashes his head through Shroob's wall and after a minute of awkward silence, Bradandez grabs the Scepter with his mouth and slowly retreats. Shroob was very confused and goes to restroom and washes his face. He then looks back at the hole in the wall and sighs. Shroob exits out of his room and goes to the kitchen to make himself some breakfast. Shroob eats a very satisfying meal and continues his day.

Continuing on his normal day, he goes off to work at the office. He sits in his cubicle, files his files and works his work. Then it's time for the office lunch break. There, he finds Brad lurking around at the coffee machine. His office nemesis, Shrooblord swings his fist at Brad within his mind and then continues to replace the sugar vats with salt to make Brad's coffee yick.

Near the end of the day's shift, the office workers have another break and Shrooblord sees Brad again. Then, he suddenly sees the pen he had clipped on his coat for what it really is: the Sceptre! Shrooblord remembers all of a sudden the adventures he'd forgotten he'd had before and snaps into the realisation that he must have it. He distracts Brad with a paper plane and nabs the Leptys Sceptre, all of a sudden finding himself back in the Candy Chateaû, right beside the tracks of a stampede of unicorns and one one-horned pegasus, the Sceptre in hand. He scratches his head and forgets the nightmare he was just having and continues to Mr. Dark's lair, where he has an appointment with the man in charge.

Not sure as to when he lost the scepter, Dart backtracks to the city, where he sees both Brad and Shrooblord going to work in a office. Noting how strange such a thing was, the Pirate of the 7 Lands also dresses up in formal wear and pretends to adjust the papers nearby the printer, spying on his two rivals all the while. when suddenly BAM Shroob steals Brads pen and creates a warp hole to his favorite place: the candy chateau. Both Dart and Brad pursued the scepter, taking different paths, Brad to Bad Raymans Grotto, and Dart to Mr. Darks long abandoned home. A sudden blue smoke in the shape of Mr Dark begins to form as Shroob uses the scepters power to resurrect him! Dart takes quick action and huffs and puffs until the smoke is gone. quickly remembering how nightmare Shroob had slapped him silly earlier, Dart takes revenge by throwing fancy gloves at him until he drops the scepter accidentally. seizing the opportunity as quickly as possible, Dart transforms the scepter into a flying motorcycle and flees the scene!

Beebo finishes his coffee and gets up to leave. As he picks up his backpack he notices the Scepter is missing. He blabbers out some nonsense about leaving a kitchen appliance running to his friends and flees the scene. As he moves into the business district he notices a slight shimmer in the air around the top of an office building nearby. He transforms into a bird, ignoring the cries of people around him and flies towards the shimmer. When he reaches it, the world flashes around him with many colours and he falls out of the sky into Candy Chateau. Ignoring Brad who seems to be running in down the wrong path, he pursues Dart who presumably is in possession of the Scepter. He reaches the abandoned home of Mr. Dark just in time to see Shroob on the ground, recovering from the beating that Dart, who is now flying off into the distance gave him.
Beebo once again transforms into a bird, taking flight and tailing Dart. When Dart touches down he transforms the motorcycle back into it's true form; the Scepter. Beebo quickly rushes out, noticing the mansion Dart has touched down near. This is a nice place, thinks Beebo as he brings his fist back and charges towards Dart. He gives an almighty roar and swings at Dart who is flung back into the forest behind him, moving with such great force that he uproots the trees in his path. Beebo crouches down to pick up the Scepter where Dart dropped it and moves into the mansion to make himself some dinner.

Dart slowly stands up, blinking about 32 1/2 stars out of his eyes. It really was a good thing those trees broke his fall, lest Beebo punch him straight out of the Glade, if that's where they were. Taking a good look at the area, it appears he fabricated the haunted mansion that he grew up in during his youth. Although getting the scepter is an obvious must, Beebo is probably going to need to get rescued; after all most people that visit don't come back sane, and Beebo doesn't really deserve that. Dart Enters the Great Hall, with its many gargoyles and nooses and floating gloves. Dart hears a very audible yelp in the bathroom, which can't be good if he went into THAT bathroom. Sadly it was so, Beebo -who was unnaturally pale- was having blood sucked out his nose by Rozmerta the Bloody Lover, and it wasn't pretty. Dart quickly slams the dark hex on the side of the wall which seals Rozmerta again. Dart drags Beebos unconscious body out of the mansion and puts him onto his couch at his house, removing the memory of what had happened. Dart then transforms the scepter into an eagle which he has live on Yellowstone National Park, where people might never find it again.

Unfortunately, Dart forgot that the supervolcano at Yellowstone was overdue a massive eruption (look it up people ). As the others go about their business, it doesn't take too long for this to occur and all the real eagles are instantly killed. However, the Sceptre is merely transformed into its original form. Despite having diminished powers on Earth, the Plum Demon assumes its fairy form, makes its way to the scene via a series of conveniently-placed natural wormholes and some hijacked navigation equipment, and comes undetected into the environs of the blast, where panic is slowly taking over. The fairy uses her wings to try to shield herself from the oppressive heat and attempts to avoid breathing in the noxious gases (a skill already perfected from dealing with smokers in various scenarios). Upon locating the Sceptre, she uses some of the surrounding heat energy to conjure a silver lum to teleport both herself and the Sceptre out of harm's way. Ideally the Plum Demon would have wanted to chuck the Sceptre into a river of lava, but had spent too much time searching, so the being's diminished Earth powers were no longer enough to keep itself safe in this environment. The fairy attempts to make her way back to the Sanctuary of Stone and Fire to get rid of the Sceptre, but human mob mentality means that transportation systems are operating at less than 0% efficiency ( ) so she has quite a bit of difficulty. She uses her remaining magic to conjure up a half-convincing human girl disguise to avoid causing suspicion on the off-chance that any of the panicking people even looks in her direction as she moves from train to train…

Noticing the presence of the scepter has left it's isolation, Dart realizes that he should have tried a bit harder In destroying it. With no time to lose, Dart once again transforms himself into the giant, black, insect like demon to easier see the scent. With His scent seeing eyes, The monster is lead to a train station crowded with terrified people. However, one person not only Doesnt have a scent of fear, but is also the end of the scepters trial! Dart rips off the girls backpack and flees, for her scent also speaks of transmutation, and stronger one than his own as well. All that is left is to burn this cursed artifact, even if it means a personal end for Dart!