But I'm afraid you've broken the game by posting anyone as Chuck Norrisy as Wallace, so we're stuck in an interdimensional time loop that we can never escape from.
Oh.
Well I meant Serza, and the best thing I could find to represent her was Wallace, but you probably already knew that and were just joking. Yay for overthinking things!
Anyway, I guess we'll need some time travelling heroes to save us won't we?