Holy anus fissure how did you know? Just today (or technically yesterday) I had to pour acid into my kettle to remove limescale that was accumulating and floating in the water due to an old tap filter! I had to use the microwave to boil the water, and when I dropped the teabag in, the water erupted into bubbles like a volcano as if the heat was held back in the water until it was disturbed and I got really really hot boiling water all over the back of my hand and now I have a huge blister... In answer to your question: Yuck. Absolutely yuck. Fuck limescale. My hand hurts ;_;
Flavoured mealworms?