Right let's go down to business. I've got the game and played it. Some things really impress me, others don't so let's start with the pros.
+ Controlling the trolley is a LOT easier than I thought it be, it seems that since I played the demo last month, it's become fine tuned. Doing the BWAAH attack feels like Okami. However, it's when you ride on that airplane jet the controls get really awkward but thankful you only ride them so few times.
+ Customising your Rabbid. It's hard work keeping the wiimote still, but it's fun. And yes I made a Hitler rabbid complete with swastikas and stuff. I also like the tools which can make your Rabbid look REALLY herpyderp to like, Juliana Wetmore proportions.
+ "By the rivers of Babylon, where we sat down..."
+ Harassing those poor, poor hospital patients as well as the one that's in the green bubble.
+ the 2D animations. They make even the humans look good in these. It plays an animated cut scene when you're just about to start a level.
+ The music. There's one track that they used for Pimp My Trolley that I really like.
+ The way some of the humans cry for help when you attack them. Not as funny as Assassin's Creed though.
Now for things I don't like
- The framerate. Once in a while it freezes for like a split second. Games in 2009 should NOT be doing that, this isn't 1991 ffs.
- Apparently when you unlock accessories, it's all random stuff like octopuses, pins and stuff. What's wrong with just normal hats? How do I take off their thongs?
- There's no easy way to skip the cut scenes - everytime you choose a level, it plays a scene where the rabbids are sliding down in the sewers on a mattress every time!
- Gee we really could do with some checkpoints here, like, photographers and green lums or something.
- The manual was written by monkeys with down's syndrome again, they don't even tell you what the enemies are.
So there is my first impression.