Corrupt a wish!

It turns out to be the Staff of Mathematics.

I wish to ascend into a simple conciousness.
 
simplicity destroys all emotions except ignorant bliss, so you stop playing rayman

I want to wish upon a star.
 
Pity then, that the star is collapsing into a black hole.

I wish to defeat the evil forces of the Decepticons.
 
Very well, just beware the meat, came from the cursed lord of pigs.

I wish that Optimus Prime went out like this in battle:
 
Well, you have it, good luck escaping all the agents and army surrounding you.

I wish to have a bow-tie.
 
A snipper rifle? of course, here's a rifle that fires scissors, snip the enemy, I say!

I wish for soup.
 
You get it, but it runs off because no one knows what it is.

I wish for unlimited rice pudding.
 
You get it, but now you're trapped in a Rule 63 universe.

I wish for a fusion cannon.
 
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