You're too good at Rayman when...

Evil-Thingamajig said:
When instead of Jano chasing you in the Cave of Bad Dreams you are chasing him!
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I like that!!! I like that a lot! :mrgreen:


You're too good at rayman when... you become wealthy from all your victories, that you decide to buy the Grolgoth
 
When Rayman throws a rock at the Buccaneer and it crashes too the ground, killing all the pirates yet freeing all the slaves without injuring them.
When the teensie Magician in Rayman Origins sighs and wishes he was the other Magician who had the graceful honour of being the same species as Rayman.
When Rayman uses the 'grimace' move and every enemy withing a five mile radius is evactuated.
When the dancing flowers in the Pink Plant Woods are bowing before the almighty Rayman.
When Mr Stone turns to flesh at the sight of Rayman in a reverse-Medusa effect.
When you complete a Rayman game with your eyes closed. Using your feet.
 
THEdragon said:
When Mr Stone turns to flesh at the sight of Rayman in a reverse-Medusa effect.
When you complete a Rayman game with your eyes closed. Using your feet.
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These are serious win.
 
...when Rayman says "TIRO FINALE!!!" (Stolen from Mami's shout from Madoka Magica) and shot to get the rid of the slimes.
 
...when Rayman CAN believe it's not butter.
...when Rayman defeats his enemies by looking at him and dares them to fight.
...when Rayman can bubblize Chuck Norris. :P
 
I wonder. Should we have a "You'll know you're obsessed with Rayman when..."?

I think we should. :lol:

*Ahem* in case I forget: "You'll know you're obsessed with Rayman when you want to write Raymond, but keep typing Rayman instead."
 
Spanex said:
I wonder. Should we have a "You'll know you're obsessed with Rayman when..."?
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I think there is already a thread like that, I think it's called something like "You know you have Rayman fever when"

Anyways

When you complete the game and think "Wow that level was fun! Wait.... That's it?"
When Rayman's helicopter hair spins so fast in distorts space and time and causes miracles to happen throughout the Glade of Dreams.
When Rayman restores world peace by stroking his hand through his hair.
 
When Rayman discovers magic formulas better than Andrew or the Magician could ever dream of.
When a fleet of around 300 spacecraft from Joe's home planet arrive at the Valley because Joe told them how awesome Rayman is.
When Betilla/Ly decides to give Rayman his first power but realizes he's already saved the world.
When Rayman chucks Jano's treasure directly into Jano's eye and yells "IT WOULD BE IMMORAL TO BE GREEDY AND WANT ALL THIS WEALTH SO NO I WON'T TAKE IT"
When Rayman confronts Razorbeard and the 1000th yellow lum forcefully ejects itself out from inside him and yells "OMG SQUEE IT'S RAYMAN!!!11!!1!"
When the Magician is so proud of Rayman that he became depressed when he took a DNA test and Maury told him he's not Rayman's father. :ouin:
 
When you press the jump button only once to fly Rayman safely through Mr Stone's Peaks.
When you arrive at the final level and the final boss is only half-prepared for the fight.
When you arrive at the final level and the final boss hasn't even started spreading enemies and hazards across the world.
When you complete Rayman 1 without Betilla's help, by only walking and jumping.
When Rayman possesses such unimaginably high intelligence and wisdom that he rewrites the Book of Knowledge after Mr Dark steals it.
 
When you get so many Lums on a level of Rayman Origins that the Magician has to fetch several additional giant thermometers.
 
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