Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Rayman9930]

Let's hope it's... something other than them.

What happens when a dog gets a cat, but then they find out that there's a skunk around? What happens next?

[iHeckler9]

The bird eats it.

Did Old MacDonald ever kill his animals? I hear he's in a mental asylum now.

[PluMGMK]

Oh yeah, he got a machine gun and fired it everywhere on the farm. The animals didn't stand a chance, and I hear rumours that Mrs. McDonald's ghost now haunts a house near yours.

What drove him mad?

[Sabertooth]

Those idiots who wrote that song about him.

What does Old McDonald have now?

[PluMGMK]

He owns a 100% share in what was once a farmhouse and the 20 hectares of land around it.

Why did re-possessors visit my house today?

[Sabertooth]

They wanted to "possess" your wife.

Why is Master Chief scared to show his face?

[Rayman9930]

Cause he so sacred, he doesn't need to show it.

How was your day of school, besides seeing Rayman and Ly kissing today?

[PluMGMK]

It was good. We made oxygen in Science and started banking in Business Studies. (True story)

Why were Rayman and Ly kissing?

[Sabertooth]

They had just finished watching a porno and were a little horny.

What is my pet frog's name?

[PluMGMK]

Sabertooth Jr.

Is Opera better than Chrome?

[Rayman9930]

No, opera is boring.
Which is better Hip Hop or Rap? There is a difference.

[PluMGMK]

Hip Hop, I guess.

What is that difference?

[Rayman9930]

One has more words than music(rap) and vice versa(hip hop). But other than that there's not much of a difference.

[Sabertooth]

When did Obama get braces?

[Rayman9930]

Cause his teeth were crooked.
When did the Pirates and hoodlums team up?

[PluMGMK]

In WWII - Hitler was André in disguise and Mussolini was Razorbeard in disguise - think about it.

What age am I?

[Sabertooth]

-44 and a half.

Why can't I own a Canadian?

[Rayman9930]

Because slavery is wrong.
What is it about responses that set people off?

[Sabertooth]

The word "disagree"

How did Bush get elected?

[Rayman9930]

People favored republicans instead of democrats then. And I'm one of them.

Will there be a PS4 and Xbox720?