You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Haruka]

When you lose against Axel because you were frozen.

[Sabertooth]

When Globox gets a tan and turns into the almighty GOLDEN GLOBOX (he's watching you)

[Haruka]

When Ssssssam says he isn't nice.

[Sabertooth]

It's Sssssam, with 5 s's

When the Golden Globox turns into Super Globox, an enhanced form of Globox and Golden Globox

[Haruka]

Globox says that he will replace Rayman

[Spyrodifusion]

You wanted to watch Rayman's Laboratory sooooo bad.
You want to buy the Robopirates Oxi-clean.

[Haruka]

Clark has a normal chin

[Razorbeard]

...Billy Mays' ghost tries to sell rayman...

Oxi Clean
Orange Glow
Mighty Putty
The Big City Slider Station

and rayman accepts.
Then Billy needs to take all of your points to cover the payment.
And then nothing works.

(Oxi Clan made a bigger stain)
(Orange glow just made a glow)
(Mighty Putty only held 3 pounds)
(The big city slider station just made stuff even more raw)


... Rayman tries to make a black lum red but instead he makes a red lum black
... Rayman rings a gong and dies immediatley
... The Knaaren are actually basilisks
... The first vortex can in R3 makes rayman spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin then finally he gets nauceous and throws up on your computer screen
... A Slapdash kills rayman with one hit
... When globox takes raymans hands rayman dies

[Haruka]

Ly confess to have a love for dogs

[CheatCat]

When Henchman 800 renames to Henchman 007.

When the energy sphere doesn't charge when you want.

That have happens me..

When you die on the Woods of Light.

That have also happens me..

[Haruka]

*Noes*

When you get killed by a Gorilla Pirate.

[CheatCat]

A Gorilla Pirate throw a plum at you.

[Haruka]

Clara the Witch appears on R2.

[CheatCat]

Barrack Obama appers on R2.
You fight against other RaymanPC people about who can make most messages about how you know that you suck at Rayman.

[Haruka]

clones of Bugs Bunny appear on Rayman Raving Rabbids

[CheatCat]

You think the big red monster in R1 is a boss.

[Haruka]

Polokus is playable on Rayman M

[CheatCat]

That would be pawnage! :O

[Haruka]

That would be pawnage! :O

It would be win.

[CheatCat]

Say that you can play 100 players on Rayman M. 99 are Pirates and 1 is Polokus!
>KAPOW!<
The 99 pirates are dead!