You know you suck at Rayman when...

It's Sssssam, with 5 s's

When the Golden Globox turns into Super Globox, an enhanced form of Globox and Golden Globox
 
...Billy Mays' ghost tries to sell rayman...

Oxi Clean
Orange Glow
Mighty Putty
The Big City Slider Station

and rayman accepts.
Then Billy needs to take all of your points to cover the payment.
And then nothing works.

(Oxi Clan made a bigger stain)
(Orange glow just made a glow)
(Mighty Putty only held 3 pounds)
(The big city slider station just made stuff even more raw)


... Rayman tries to make a black lum red but instead he makes a red lum black
... Rayman rings a gong and dies immediatley
... The Knaaren are actually basilisks
... The first vortex can in R3 makes rayman spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin and spin then finally he gets nauceous and throws up on your computer screen
... A Slapdash kills rayman with one hit
... When globox takes raymans hands rayman dies
 
Barrack Obama appers on R2.
You fight against other RaymanPC people about who can make most messages about how you know that you suck at Rayman.
 
Say that you can play 100 players on Rayman M. 99 are Pirates and 1 is Polokus!
>KAPOW!<
The 99 pirates are dead!
 
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