The wishing and granting game

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Wish granted, but the money takes forty million years to get to your house.

I wish for super speed. :bad:
 
Wish granted, but all living things can now move faster too.

I wish I could get a life :paranormal:
 
Wish granted, but now you are an illegal Mexican that tries to get jobs, but can't.

I wish for the Mr. Dark rank.
 
Wish granted, but you'll get hacked by Xenon and then eaten by a pack of wolves.

I wish for a decent summer!
 
Wish granted, but it's only decent, and not very fun.

I wish for a fully tamed pet Grizzly Bear.
 
Wish granted, but then it finds a mating partner to produce a baby grizzly bear, which later attacks you and starts raping you madly thinking you're a tree.

I wish I was a tad shorter.
 
Wish granted, but then you discover Bush has ruled out muscular strong people and ordered his minions to find and kill you.

I wish I had removable wings.
 
Wish granted, but they can only come on, and come off once.

I wish Ubi would team up with Capcom to make the next Rayman game.
 
(am I right in thinking Capcom is a video games company like Ubi?)

Wish granted, but suddenly the two companies start flaming each other over which project manager has the prettiest wife.

I wish I could own at chess.
 
Capcom is the company who made Mega Man.

I wish granted, but you love chess so much, you don't want to play video games anymore.

I wish for a private house on the Candy Chateu.
 
Wish granted, but the house was built of chocolate, and unfortunately, one nice, sunny day, it melted.

I wish a really awesome comic-plot would reveal itself to me just about naow. D x
 
Wish granted, but the plot is too good for you to mimic.

I wish for this head ache to go away.
 
Wish granted. Someone blew your head up and it's now gone, headache and everything.

I wish the weather wasn't this nice.
 
Wish granted, so you have rain, snow and other types of bad weather at your place all year round.



I wish people were overall much nicer to each other.
 
Granted, but unfortunately you just attract extremely ugly, obese girls and some rather hairy men. And most of them also have herpes. ):

I want a little pet rat. : D
 
Wish granted, but when people see you flying through the air, they can't but help vomit from the site of you.

I wish my glasses would stop hurting the tops of my ears.
 
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