The Leptys Scepter Quest

Bradandez is in his office, working late at night. He remembers how that no good, ninny-muffin Shroob stole the Scepter. Bradandez couldn't do any thing because his boss, Mr. HaggleWaggle Truffnuffle DingyWingy, threaten to fire him if he chased after Shroob. After fine ;ishing the last of the paperwork, Bradandez heads home. He makes a couple of stops like; the liquor store, gas station, and bank. Bradandez then arrives home and does various tasks before heading to bed.

Bradandez then slumbers, with some snoozes and snores here and there... until suddenly! Bradandez slips into the location of Dart who was about to destroy the Scepter! Bradnadez makes a mad dash and pokes Dart in the eyes. In pain, Dart drops it while Bradandez also gives him a wedgie. In even more pain and humiliation, Bradandez grabs the Scepter and rides off to the Crazy Kamikaze Canyon.
 
Beebo wakes up in his house, unsure of how he got there. Last thing he remembers is drinking coffee with his friends. Looking at the time, Beebo is shocked to see it's past midnight. if he doesn't go to sleep now, he won't get any sleep before work the next morning. As Beebo drifts off, all the memories of the day flood back to him. He feels an overwhelming urge to obtain the Scepter of the Leptys, and with this desire he slips into sleep.

Beebo opens his eyes, shocked to see Brad, his workmate, riding off to some strange looking canyon on an orange-striped beast. Noticing the shining gem of the Scepter triggers something in Beebo and the rest of his memories rush back, along with his cause. Obtain. That. Scepter. Beebo transforms into something he has never had any need for prior to this moment; a rhinoceros sporting a battering ram of a horn. With his new found form Beebo charges forth to attack Brad, fueled by all the times he stole the Scepter from him, swiped the last coffee at the break room or made him look bad in front of Mr. HaggleWaggle Truffnuffle DingyWingy. With an earsplitting roar, Beebo crashes into the back of the beast, toppling it over and knocking Brad down from his perch. He moseys up to Brad, grab the Scepter in his jaw and charges back down the path. Maybe, he thinks, I can get back in time for work...
 
dartofthedavros said:
Shroob steals Brads pen and creates a warp hole to his favorite place
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You kind of missed the whole point of that joke office adventure where it was all a terrible nightmare/magic trip Shroob had after being trampled by a stampede of unicorns.
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Seeing everyone around him hallucinate about what he assumes is the same place he himself just escaped from, Shrooblord catches Beebo enthralled by his fantasies and grabs the Sceptre from his hand, almost feeling sorry for taking it so easily.

He heads into the topmost regions of the Candy Chateaû and sees the dark lair rising up from the horizon...
 
Shrooblord said:
dartofthedavros said:
Shroob steals Brads pen and creates a warp hole to his favorite place
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You kind of missed the whole point of that joke office adventure where it was all a terrible nightmare/magic trip Shroob had after being trampled by a stampede of unicorns.
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Yea that got convoluted very quickly. Sorry for not having another RP post but it's late and I'm tired. :P
 
Dumbfounded, Bradandez is angered by Beebo's actions and decides to think of a better plan. Bradandez travels to to his Iceberg Laboratory and invents an Evolo-Ray. He plans to create an army consisting of hyper evolved animals capable of conquering anything that stands in their way! And he plans to have a bandicoot as their general.

Bradandez realizes how stupid this sounds and just locates Beebo, shoots him in the shoulder while he's in the shower, takes the Scepter, and is now Employee of the Year.
 
Beebo, after bandaging up his shoulder is filled with anger at Brad for taking the Scepter, but more importantly becoming Employee of the Year. He KNOWS how hard I was working for that title! While he was drinking a growing amount of coffees per day in the break room I was hard at work filing stacks upon stacks of papers, sorting them in every possible manner. Beebo puts on his coat and opens the trapdoor in his ceiling. An eagle with a coat on isn't suspicious to the average passerby, right? If they didn't notice that arrogant child Harry Potter's escapade with the flying car last year, surely they won't notice a simple bird with a coat. Beebo takes flight and hopes luck is in his favour.

Beebo reaches the office building unseen and transforms back into a human. He enters and is immediately blasted with the sounds of all his workmates. It seems Brad has already arrived and is being paraded around as the Employee of the Year. Sticking out of his pocket is the Scepter, but when Beebo makes an attempt to reach Brad he is stopped by his boss Mr. HaggleWaggle Truffnuffle DingyWingy who explains that Brad has specifically told him to stop Beebo from going to Brad, and that if he tries he will get fired. Beebo feeling defeated takes a seat near the corner of the room and sulks.
 
The Plum Demon/cute fairy/nameless girl stands shellshocked on the train, going God-knows-where. She attempts to collect her thoughts. Assessing the situation, she realises:
  1. She is no longer the only one seeking the Sceptre with the intent of destroying it.
  2. Another faction attempting to destroy it has actually stolen it from her.
She therefore concludes that the Leptys must be playing some sort of game with her.
"Big mistake, pal," she mutters, "I may be lower than you in the hierarchy of the supernatural, and I may be stranded powerless on Earth, but there's a hell of a lot I can do to get even, especially once I get my hands on that Sceptre again!"
The train finally stops, and the people begin to calm down, as they seem to now be out of harm's way, even though a Global Winter is setting in. The fairy wastes no time in hopping out through the train station and down the street. She spots a building with the name "DingyWingy Consultancy LLLP" over the door. With a name like that, she realises that some of Polokus' dreams must be nearby. She heads into the building, sneaks past the reception, and spots Brad being awarded Employee of the Year. Like Beebo, she quickly realises that the Sceptre is in his possession. Since most of the employees are at the ceremony, she can explore the office quite freely. It isn't long before she finds an air-conditioning vent within reach. She takes out the plum-juice bottle she always carries with her, shakes it up to nebulise it somewhat, then allows the vapour to be sucked into the vent. After waiting for thirty seconds, she returns to the ceremony, where inebriation is beginning to set in among the employees. She takes advantage of the situation to hypnotise Brad, and make him think that it is bring-your-daughter-to-work day, and that he is her Daddy. This works just well enough for her to grab the Sceptre from Brad's back pocket, stash it, and then make off with it at the end of the working day!
Once again, she tries to collect her thoughts, and begins to realise just how zany this is all beginning to seem. However, she retains the fairy form, since it looks more at home on Earth, and spends the night in the boot/trunk of a car whose owner forgot to lock it. She assures herself that she will figure out how to get her revenge tomorrow!
 
Beebo opens his eyes and looks around him only to see all his workmates strewn across the room, sleeping a drunken sleep. Even Brad has fallen asleep in the center of the room. Beebo gets up unsteadily and although plum juice works through his body much quicker than the average person it seems that all of it is still to leave his system. He stumbles over to Brad and searches him, ignoring Brad's murmurs of a daughter of some sort. His head now quickly clearing, he realises that one; someone must have done something to make everyone drunk and 2; that someone was probably the same one to take the Scepter from Brad. With the Sun beginning to rise, it's no longer safe for Beebo to be flying around the city. He moves through the parking lot, looking for any cars that might have been left unlocked and quickly locates one. Getting inside, he starts up the motor and drives off, not hearing the faint yelps of something being thrown around in the trunk. When he gets back home, Beebo takes a shower and eats some breakfast before sitting down in his living room to think of a way to get the Scepter back. Whoever had it is probably long gone by now.
 
Brad awakens to see all of his coworkers knocked out. He gets up and purposely steps on everyone and exits the building. Rolling around at the speed of 35 MPH, Brad drives back home, but he soon realizes!!! He's out of Captain Crunch cereal! Bradandez drives fast as FUCKING HELL to the nearest grocery store. He crashed into the wall and quickly grabs all of the Captain Crunch he can and makes a mad dash to his car. Bradandez is now America's Most Wanted with FUCKING cops everywhere. Bradandez crashes into another car when he wasn't looking and the trunk of that car launches out the Scepter. Bradandez grabs it and teleports the fuck out of there. The cops are dumbfounded of Bradandez's sudden disappearance. Bradandez teleports back to grab his cereal, flips off the cops, and teleports away with the Scepter.
 
Beebo, ignoring context of the recent posts grabs the Scepter out of the gutter and walks off.
 
Brad kicks OCG in the knee and runs off with the Scepter because if someone else has it now, Brad wants it.
 
Beebo pulls a double bluff on Brad, making him think that he has a fake Scepter and that Beebo still has the real one, thus throwing away the real one in his possession andtaking the fake one Beebo has. When Brad has left, Beebo picks up the real Scepter and makes a hole in the ground to lead him into a nice hidden cave underground.
 
Meanwhile people from all the lands came to party and celebrate the day of records! This is where Dart was, helping set plates. After the party Dart took a stroll in the woods, where he saw Beebodigging a hole with a staff. Having long forgotten about the leptys scepter, Dart walks up to Beebo and asks why he wasn't at the party. However, Beebo recognized Dart instantly and ran away as quick as he could. Dart gave chase into the forest and soon gets lost, and finds Beebos strange scepter on the ground. Disturbered by this, he pick it up and continues his search for Beebo.
 
Beebo realising that he has dropped the Scepter begins to backtrack through the forest and soon finds his pursuer, the Scepter hanging loosely from his hand as if he couldn't care less about it. It seems he is preoccupied with finding something else. Beebo recognizes this person as Dart and is about to strike and take the Scepter back, when a beautiful idea comes to him. Emerging from the shadows of a giant tree, Beebo approaches Dart and says, "Hey there! Sorry for running off before. You gave me a fright back at the edge of the forest. You look a bit confused as to what you're holding. If you let me, I can teach you how to use it." Beebo leaves out the part of later betraying Dart and taking the Scepter for himself, and asks him; "What do you say? Wanna team up with me?"
 
Agreeing to forge an alliance, Dart gives a butter beer to Beebo and they both drink. the two walk in the forest, getting to know each other; when a huge gnome monster pops out of nowhere and attacks them. Beebo quickly grabs the scepter from Dart and shoots Ice bullets at the vile creature. however the attempt is futile and they are forced to flee! Eventually they reach a waterfall and become pinned between two possible demises. Almost on instinct, Dart grabs Beebo and forced the two of them over the edge. As they are falling Dart tells Beebo to take a certain position so as not to get hurt; and wouldn't you know they did it! The scepter, which had seemed like a minor detail a few moments ago washes up between the two, and Dart picks it up.
 
Whole at the Record Day After Party, Brad was bored and so he decides to raise the dead. Not wanting to get his shirt dirty, Brad leaves before he could be turn to a zombie. As he wanders through the forest, Brad sees both Dart and Beebo. Being dorks and all, Brad uses his cunning nature to steal the Scepter from them. Brad was successful and runs off to an Unknown Location.
 
That unknown location actually happened to Imco' house! Brad ran into the trap he set up, Imco made himself some hot cocoa and stirred with the Scepter, now in his posession.
 
The smell of hot cocoa luring them, Beebo and Dart make their way towards a house in the middle of the forest. The smell gets stronger as they approach the building until they're nostrils are filled with the beautiful aroma. Beebo and Dart both leap for the cocoa, inadvertently taking the scepter as well. With the cocoa and the scepter in their possession, they flee the location to share their spoils.
 
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