Corrupt a wish!

Super Sanwich has more important things to do than being eaten. He saves the day. But not you. He's petty like that.

I wish I went to bed now.
 
Bradandez said:
You become irresistible.

And this is corrupted how? I'd rather have a swarm of fangirls chasing me than to be ignored by nearly everyone.

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Wish granted; not a whole bunch of sleeping occurs, if you get my drift.

I wish to have friends.
 
Shrooblord said:
Super Sanwich has more important things to do than being eaten. He saves the day. But not you. He's petty like that.

:(

@DLL: You're too resistible the world can't handle it.

You have the annoying friends.

I wish for a nice balanced breakfast for tomorrow morning.
 
Wish granted; a balanced meal consisting of a moist muff(in) and a sausage.

Wish that all my homework would be complete.
 
Wish granted; your house is now a tin can, no furniture inside, only tin walls.

I wish I didn't have a constant feeling of emptiness.
 
Well then, be filled you shall be, but bursting shall be the end result.

I wish for a longer lunch break.
 
The lunch is poisoned.

I wish that the RetroN 5 will have decent emulators, and be worth purchasing. (Somehow this got posted on the wrong topic. What the fuck?
 
RetroN 5 is out and it sold terribly due to bad framerate issues.

I wish for Google+ to die.
 
(??? The RetroN 5 is not out yet.)
Because of YouTube's tight integration with Google+, YouTube dies along with it.

I wish my PS3's power button worked.
 
I'll corrupt it by corrupting it.

I wish Rayman Fiesta Run would work on BlueStacks.
 
incognito said:
I wish trandoshans stop to ambush me !
fuk u!You had to corrupt my wish before making one

You will sleep forever,but you will die,because sleeping forever = no food.

I wish I will appear in a comedy movie as the protagonist.
 
Unfortunately, this mask has teeth. So he jumps on your face and eats it.

I wish for a trip in Australia.
 
You won a trip to Australia but your airplane crashed into the pacific ocean.

I wish planes could never crash.
 
Sure thing, wish granted! Just make sure you don't drive, because cars are always crashing now! And that also provides a danger to walking.

I wish I could finally have a burrito.
 
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