Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but everyone mysteriously begins to be surprisingly truthful

I wish my neck didn’t hurt right now
 
Granted, someone hits you on your toes with a hammer, now you don't feel the pain in your neck anymore!

I wish all restaurants and food chains now have free delivery.
 
Granted. But they're not bound by any kind of time limit, so they'll most likely give it to you by foot two weeks later.

I wish my neighbors would stop making loud noises.
 
Granted, but now they are in your house stroking you

I wish I had time to play some Rayman right now...
 
Granted, you're stuck in a Rayman themed mental asylum, stuck playing English with Rayman for the rest of your life!

I wish my dog stopped sleeping on my bed so often.
 
Granted, but it’s only for Nintendo switch and costs £60, for slightly enhanced graphics

I wish I could see a list of rayman games in the year 3000
 
Granted, but you have to freeze yourself and get unfrozen in the year 3000

I wish Rayman 4,5 and 6 would come out in 3 months
 
Granted, but they are all hypercasual mobile games

I wish I had the power to make anyone agree with what I say
 
Granted, but you can’t control what they believe. You might say a game sucks out of anger but then everyone would believe that

I wish I could do really good drawings
 
Granted, but every time you finish it gets destroyed in some way (burnt, blown away, falls down a crack)

I wish people cared I just got my 58000th ting
 
Granted, but nothing extraordinary ever happens to you so your memories aren’t worthwhile

I wish bluegoop222 became a god
 
Granted, but you're forced to stay off the grid for the rest of your life to compensate.

I wish I could have an infinite supply of salted caramel flavored swiss miss hot chocolate.
 
Granted, but a day later salted caramel flavoured Swiss miss hot chocolate is discovered to have human remains in the ingredients

I wish i was eating an overly unhealthy cereal
 
Granted, but it completely bombs and you’re reputation is ruined forever

I wish people liked thick of it by KSI
 
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