You know you suck at Rayman when...

...you try to ride a turtle, becuase they go so fast.
...try to kill a monster with a turtle.
...you think you play Pokémon and scream: "Go Turtle! Kill the monster NOOOW!!!"
 
...you try to eat a plum.
...you try to eat the plum in the game irl. (Eat the computer screen or something...)
...you try to eat the red spike fruit.
 
...you attempt to search for a flyswatter when against Mosquito.
...you think the spikey red fruit are gifts.
 
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