Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but its literally this post every time

I wish I had a gold car (not to drive it, just so I can flip it immediately!)
 
Granted, but you get to a part of the game where it is nearly unplayably boring.

I wish I could go bowling with my friends more often.
 
Granted, but they have a 7.71% chance of sending you straight to hell

I wish I could visit Antarctica. In a way that’s not dangerous to the environment.
 
Granted, but the polar bears always feel rather hungry whenever you go there… :bad:

I wish someone came up with a cure for the common cold.
 
Granted, but the polar bears always feel rather hungry whenever you go there… :bad:

Lucky for me, there is no polar bears in Antarctica!

I wish someone came up with a cure for the common cold.

Granted, but you go into a state of serious depression due to them not getting respected enough for their breakthrough.

I wish ancient people left, y’know, more graffiti around the place.
 
Granted, but since the ancient people got away with that, now the present folks have covered the Earth with graffiti.
(Troublesome, isn’t it? And untidy too.)

I wish we uncovered early gameplay of Drak’s Nightmare and Crouching Huns from Rayman Legends.
 
Granted, but it was uploaded to PornHub, meaning you have to scour through pages of huge features before you find… a 10 second clip of the loading screen?

I wish we knew anything at all about the Sinbad world.
 
Granted, we learn he was supposed to be in a world based around rabbids and dicks.

I wish more traces of the Crouching Huns was left in the final game as well.
 
Granted, but in exchange the entire Fiesta de los Muertos world is removed without a trace.

I wish we knew more about Rayman Origins’ scrapped content.
 
Granted, you can create them, but your schedule is so busy you never have the time too!

I wish I didn’t get bored of constantly doing the same thing.
 
Granted, but now you never do anything new and your life gets stale.

I wish I was as brave and tough as I think I am
 
Granted, but you lose all self confidence before this goes into effect.

I wish there were more posts I can aimlessly scour on this forum.
 
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