Corrupt a wish!

Granted. You get squashed by a massive pile of stuff and die.

I wish my tasks for today were already done.
 
Granted, but that includes your fun tasks like getting lunch or playing COD, so your day is ruined.

I wish I knew what to do today.
 
PluMGMK said:
RayGamer99 said:
Granted, now it's 1000 degrees below zero!
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Technically, this is –725.85 kelvin, which, being a negative absolute temperature, is actually hotter than anything else in the world. Such situations arise in very specific thermodynamic systems in lasers, in a state known as population inversion. :idea:
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Interesting! Welp, guess I'd better edit that post then... :oops2:

Greengoop said:
I wish I knew what to do today.
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Granted, you now know that you're going to do 20 long hours of boring office work!

I wish I could come up with ideas for stuff quicker.
 
Granted, but you're using a really bad idea.

I wish someone would tell me what happened to the topic Captain Laserhawk: the G.A.M.E.-haters club (registration topic)!
 
Sometimes I can't tell if the two of you are trading bants or trading barbs xD.

I wish I had gone to bed a little earlier...
 
Granted, your bed is teleported right behind you, so you can just crawl in and fall asleep right now!

I wish I knew more people who liked the same things as me!
 
Granted, but since you like the most horrible and sexual stuff now, and have gained loads of friends, so many people get corrupted by you.

I wish I could have a celebrity boxing match with The Jonster.
 
Too bad, I arrive at the arena and find not a celebrity, but only Greengoop. Feeling ripped off, I take my leave and the Leptys scepter with me.

I wish Greengoop would stop trying to take my rightfully obtained Leptys Scepter. There are others out there, steal one from someone else! :lol:

Master said:
Sometimes I can't tell if the two of you are trading bants or trading barbs xD.

I wish I had gone to bed a little earlier...
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You know what, that is totally understandable. Sometimes I think I'd annoy people with the antics i get up to when it comes to Goop. :oops2:
 
Granted, but you get bored due to the lack humorous and exhilarating adventures in the topic after I leave.

I wish I was the Leptys Scepter!
 
Granted but then no one steals because you refuse to grant people their wishes. Instead they toss you into lava pits.

I wish to be able to flutter jump.
 
Granted, but you are now a hybrid of a Butterfly and a Grasshopper.

I wish the scenario I posted on the Scepter Quest could actually happen.
 
Granted, you are now dead along with your 4 members of your Ly haters' club and Murfy hater's club according to one of the scenarios there. Sorry WPModder, Edge, and that other person who joined that club (think it was Itz or RayGamer), y'all were collateral in Greengoop's failed revenge on me!

I wish I had a long sticky tongue.
 
Granted, you lick Greengoop thinking it was also spiky, and it’s so sticky we are now chemically combined! So, wanna go play Rayman Legends later?

I wish I could meet The Jonster in real life :bad:
 
Thankfully I swallow this spiky substance and turn Greengoop into an egg, then launch him at at Lividstone, destroying it and the egg. So no more binding!

I wish I was green and cute-looking.
 
Granted, but you are now being harassed by a moderator known as “The Jonster”

I wish I was 32 years old, Texan and my RPC username was two words long.
 
Unfortunately your name would then be Steo, not the Jonster and you’d be given a moderator role. Not ideal.

I wish I could spam the forums with Greengoop’s account so we can ban him.
 
Granted, but now you’ve wished for it, your intentions are visible. If I choose to spam now, everyone will have no reason but to believe it is you :)

I wish for a Jailbroken iPhone 16.
 
Your phone gets bricked. No really it turns into a useless brick. Guess you should stick with an iphone zxK.

Wish I could run faster.
 
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