Corrupt a wish!

[Greengoop]

Guess you should stick with an iphone zxK.

Another for the memes/documentary topic!

Wish I could run faster.

Granted, but all you can run faster is a Windows 3 Computer

I wish reputations didn’t exist.

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but because of this, people hardly know people who are not their friends or relatives.

I wish Elon Musk would support Ubisoft Entertainment with money!

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but he buys the entire company and somehow makes it even worse than it already is.

I wish for the idea of floating colonies on Venus to actually be built, and maintained!

[Greengoop]

Granted but there’s only 5 people who go clinically insane being this far away from their home planet earth, and they all resort to cannibalism and there’s one survivor left. That could make for a good dystopian psychological horror book actually!

I wish I could quickly whizz through Rayman 3 when I play it later (until I get to where I last was)

[Teensies in Globox]

Granted, but you wished this on a stupid Genie who misunderstood: only the Game Boy Advance version and the mobile version are called Rayman 3, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc is the 3D version, so you have to start the game from the beginning.

I wish there was some kind of government where Razorbeard was the president.

[Giant Chicken]

Wish.... Granted? Dont think I have to change anything about this one. Just let Razorbeard do his thing, and soon the whole world will be under his rule!

I wish that gladiator fights would start happening again!

[RayGamer99]

I wish there was some kind of government where Razorbeard was the president.

Granted, but we're forced to live under it. Razorbeard's first rule: no Rayman games ever!

I wish that gladiator fights would start happening again!

Granted, but you wind up in a battle to the death against the toughest gladiator there is. Good luck making it out alive...

I wish this character (I call him Raymint) from a concept art was added to Rayman Adventures and/or Rayman Mini.

[Greengoop]

Granted but his eyes give off an unbearably bright light every 10 seconds

I wish I could walk on walls.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but before you're allowed to walk on them, you have to write the word "wall" on it 50 times, so that people knoe that it really is a wall!

I wish for all itches to vanish!

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they furiously come back 100 times as strong a minute later, and double every day and never leave!

I wish there were more videos on topics I liked that I could watch when bored.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but they’re all boring video essays.

I wish I could use a sweeping broom as a magic scepter.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but members such as The Jonster, Greengoop and Ithasmore can’t help but steal it!

I wish the UK was bigger.

[RayGamer99]

Granted!
UK
How’s that bud?

I wish certain get rich quick schemes actually worked.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but now all that money is worthless as everyone does it.

I wish you have a nice dinner!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but now you have to have a nice dinner too!

I wish Microsoft would stop locking video game IPs in its inactivity dungeon.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but they make official r34 that is also canon.

I wish “canon” didn’t exist, or at least people didn’t care about it so much.

[Magelin]

Granted, but the company Canon ceases to exist!
I wish i had ice cream right now.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s melted and is the fine new camel shit flavour!

I wish I had an actually good Ice Cream Parlour in my town.

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but the only flavor they have is the hot new llama urine!

I wish the UbiArt games had more characters from Rayman 1, 2, and 3 return.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but it’s only characters that add totally nothing to the game!

I wish I could post and go outside at the same time.