Corrupt a wish!

Granted, just after you bite a toad in the hole and realise it’s actually pretty good.

I wish I could add a random South Atlantic Island to Canada’s archipelago.
 
Granted, alas your motivation is put towards defeating Vergil...good luck.

I wish I had an underdesk keyboard drawer.
 
Granted, but you have to listen to the entirety of Green Day’s Longview whenever you want a 5 minute burst, otherwise you’re unable to feel any motivational feeling.

I wish the UK wasn’t surrounded by sea, humidity sucks!
 
Ok, except now you're surrounded by volcanoes, so you must now live in fear of your town being destroyed by random lava flows.

I wish Greengoop would stop being Joe. :lol:
 
Granted, Greengoop become Joe Swanson instead!

I wish that higher quality D&D dice weren't so expensive. (20$ for a single set!)
 
Granted, but all D&D dungeon master guides were burnt in the great book fire, so now you cannot play anything!

I wish beer prices here were what they were 20 years ago and not 50% higher. 😣
 
Granted, but the beer market rapidly increases, and thus fake and drugged beers become insanely common.

I wish it wasn’t so difficult to release a cover song.
 
Granted, you can now let go of a cover of any record that you have onto the ground with no struggle at all!

I wish I would stop falling asleep so early.
 
Granted, you stop falling asleep so early... and ever. Eventually you turn mad and eat yourself soaked in strawberry jam.

I wish I could be in charge of the new Rayman game!
 
Granted, you're now in charge of Rayman: The Point and Click Adventure! Coming to your Virtual Boy in 2026!

I wish I could play multiple instruments at the same time!
 
Granted, but every time you do that the song ends up sounding like this...

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist in real life, only in the Rayman games!
 
Granted, you now take a 50 hour nap every 15 minutes!

I wish that a Rayman point and Click game actually existed! It honestly sounds kinda fun.
 
Granted! It now exists, but I have the only copy and I'm selling it for infinite tings!

I wish they'd hurry up and come fix my hot water, I'm starting to smell...
 
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