Does masturbating cause blindness?

[Xenon]

Why do you say that? Because you masturbate a lot and have bad acne?

It's a yes and no. Some people have sensitive hormones and they just erupt so badly when you masturbate you'll get it : \

So to the people who dont get acnes while masturbating, you are just lucky. Me on the other hand, stress and my hair causes me to have a bit of acne. Not masturbation though.

Are you sure about it happening to only some? Hormones go crazy when you masturbate, thus creating oil glands or whatever they're called. Perhaps some people are immune, but it would make more sense if masturbation is actually a small factor of getting acne. Bad or otherwise.

[Shawn]

It's pretty natural that it has one thing about it that isn't good. I mean, if it didn't put anyone at a disadvantage, it would be too good to be true.

Yeah.....since when do you see many earthly things that are like that? (that's right, not so much.)

[dingodile555]

And Holy Crap, please turn off your webcam the next time you decide to masturbate.

I really am traumatised, you've actually ruined my life

You could've ended the video call..


It causes PAAAIN






500TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shawn]

Took ya long enough.

[neo]

Samus and SHiek!?!? They are fully clothed, man!



Man, you jerked off to that? XD Not even Zelda or Peach! XD

Jk. ;3

Oh about the acne thing.. NOpe, never happened. and I jerk often too. xDDDDDDDDDD

[Shawn]

Samus and SHiek!?!? They are fully clothed, man!

Babies got backs.

[Acarr]

@Neo: Isn't that a picture of a man?

[Hunchman801]

@Neo: Isn't that a picture of a man?

Shawn jerks off over a masked man with gay clothes? C'mon, I knew he was weird, but not that weird

[Matyuv]

@Neo: Isn't that a picture of a man?

Shawn jerks off over a masked man with gay clothes? C'mon, I knew he was weird, but not that weird

Holy shit!

[Cairnie]

I'm no Zelda fan, but I'm sure Shiek [what Zelda turns into once in a while] is female.

[Shawn]

Yeah. It's a WOMEN.

If ya dumb fucks who actually call yourself GAMERS played ZELDA, you would know.

Oh, but that's right, you don't play Zelda. None of you do. Only Hoodcom and I.

Wow.

(I'm aiming this at Acarr, Matyuv, and Hunch btw)

[Acarr]

I've played Zelda before Once..

[Shawn]

Sorry to sound so harsh, but that's sad. You have no idea what you're missing out on.

[Acarr]

I could try them out I haven't played a new game for months.

[Shawn]

Ocarina of Time would be a good start.

It's considered to be the best Zelda game, and the best game ever created by quite a few people. It was even in the Guiness (spelled wrong?) 2008 World Records book for still being the number 1 game from 1996 to 2008.

[Cairnie]

The only one I liked was Link's Awakening. Somehow the compilation disc for Gamecube ended up in my house and maybe I'll try out Majora's Mask more.

Didn't like OOT one bit.

[Shawn]

Didn't like OOT one bit.

......that's a first. What's your reason?

[Cairnie]

For the same reason I didn't like Sonic CD, Halo and Final Fantasy 7. Purely overhyped all the way.

But I tend to give things a second chance, it was years ago when I played OOT.

[Shawn]

It wasn't overhyped. It DOES deliver.

Was it because you didn't know what to do?

But I do agree that once you defeat the final boss, there isn't much left to do other than.....like.......15 or 20 other side quests you can do.

But I think you might like MM more, since there is much more to do. Except the gameplay isn't as fun and the story isn't as epic.

Oh, and on the Collectors Edition, leave the rumble feature off for MM. Because it increases it's chance to freeze since MM wasn't emulated perfectly.

[Hunchman801]

Yeah. It's a WOMEN.

[spiraldoor]WOMAN[/spiraldoor]

If ya dumb fucks who actually call yourself GAMERS played ZELDA, you would know.

I don't give a shit, all I can tell is that the thing on the picture above looks like a man, and jerking off over it is definitely sick. Straight to the point.