You know you suck at Rayman when...

When you try to jump up the hill against Axel, but you fall over the edge and end up in the Bog of Murk.
 
When you go to the Bog of Murk, but you end up in the Bog of Murk.
 
When you go to the Bog of Murk, then get to the Land of the Livid Dead but fall off the highway and end up back in the Bog of Murk.
 
When Razoff throws you out the window, so you end up in yet another section of the Bog.
 
WHen you go through the magic mirror at the end of the bog and end up right at the beinning of the bog.
 
When you're stuck in an infernal loop where Razoff's mirror is linked to the cauldron opposite the Hoodlums playing poker, just like Bégoniax's.
 
Tfw you go through the longest shortcut and it brings you back to the front of the Fairy Countil.
 
When you go through the Echoing Caves and that passage just somehow leads you to the Bog of Murk instead of the Fairy Glade.
 
Whoops :P

When you go through the portal to Desert of the Knaaren and you end in Bog of Murk instead.
 
I'm surprised I haven't written tfw yet, I had already used < in the wrong place earlier.

When Mr. Dark just keeps messing with you and pulling the telescopic fist away repeatedly.
 
When Dark Rayman grimaces at a powerup and it turns into a Black Lum, and starts the Hoodlum invasion before you're even finished dealing with Mister Dark!
 
When in Rayman Origins, you forget to pause the game and leave the game unattended for so long Rayman jumps off the level like how Sonic did in Sonic CD.
 
When Mr. Dark creates Dark Rayman before Betilla creates him, causing Betilla to be captured and Rayman never to come to existence.
 
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