Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Eren · Aug 5, 2015

Because HL3 will never be confirmed

are those creatures kids or squids?

Hoozang · Aug 5, 2015

They are abominations, end of story telling.

What is love, baby hurt me?

NyaNyaLily · Aug 5, 2015

Babies are dangerous, stay away from them.

Why is dust slowly taking over?

stan423321 · Aug 8, 2015

Because it's lazy.

Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Serza5 · Aug 8, 2015

I beleive it's the swapped swatch

Why can't I spell?

PluMGMK · Aug 8, 2015

You can, it's everyone else who's wrong.

Why aren't there ironic typoes in this post?

Bradandez · Aug 8, 2015

Because I'm the breast.

Where's the mailman?

GNineify · Aug 8, 2015

crashing through your fucking door

what shall i eat tonight ???

Serza5 · Aug 8, 2015

Your boobs

Why do I smell?

ikke471 · Aug 8, 2015

your boobs (again)

Where has my rum gone? *hic*

stan423321 · Aug 8, 2015

Elsewhere.

What is the primary difference between man and mandible?

Master · Aug 8, 2015

Mandibles are edibles.

But are they credible?

Serza5 · Aug 8, 2015

A mandible has no dick

Why are you lot so horny?

ikke471 · Aug 8, 2015

well I am controlled by my peen so that's a thing

seriously though who took my rum?!

Bradandez · Aug 8, 2015

Because I will never find someone to share my life with.

What's a Jew?

Master · Aug 8, 2015

It was me, dear old chum.

But why, was I so dumb?

ikke471 · Aug 8, 2015

cuz you're a drunk

where can I get more?

Serza5 · Aug 8, 2015

in yer stomach

why do I have no drink?

Bradandez · Aug 8, 2015

Here.

Why does no one reply to my Sexual Congress thread?

Master · Aug 8, 2015

Because, I in my mischief, poured it down the sink.

But why did I then slink?