Rayman Pirate-Community

Fanfic by: Gigaman
Corrected grammar and a few jokes added by: The Knocker.

Chapter 1

In the house

Rayman: Hi!
Globox: Hi!
Rayman: Welcome in!!
Globox: Thanx.
Rayman: OK, let's don't talk about that.
Globox: I must go to the toilet
Rayman: It's on the left
Globox: OK thanx

Rayman goes to the living room

Rayman: Let's play on the PC.
Globox: What game shall we play?
Rayman: Spy2.
Globox: Okay.
Rayman: Woho here is Ly!
Globox: There are you.
Rayman: Boo.
Globox: Uhh...
Rayman: Hehe.
Globox: You was kidding!
Rayman: Yes!

bipbapbop

Globox: What was that?
Rayman: I got an E-mail
Globox: What does it say?

Hi Rayman! There is a mystical thing here in [Unknown name of the City] and we must find out what it is.
And i know you have Spy2, so in the game you can send me a answer later.

Ly

Rayman: Hmm..
Globox: Who was it?
Rayman and Globox look to each other.
Rayman and Globox: Dark Rayman!
Globox: Rayman, write fast!

Dear Ly

Dark Rayman is around [Unknown name of that City] and there must
stop him. We played as Globox,
i looked and i believe i saw
Rayman, but it must be Dark Rayman.
We do that we can...

Rayman

Rayman: Ok, and now?
Globox: Let's go to the kitchen! I'm hungry.
Rayman: Yes and look in the Starbinocular.
Globox: Okay, we do that.
Rayman: Here is Rauman the star!
Globox: I see it!
Rayman: My name is Rauman but i use Rayman i edited my name.
Globox: Ow... I must go home!
Rayman: Why???
Globox: Uglette is coming.
Rayman: Okay, bye Globox!
Globox: Bye Rauman or Rayman!

Rayman Calls.

Hi, this is Rayman.

Hi, Rayman! What are you doing?

I am in the telephone booth, Murphy.
Dark Rayman trying to strike back.
Can you come and look?

Yeah, sure. Bye!
Bye!

Murphy comes to Rayman as fast as he could.

Murfy: Look he attacks!
Rayman: He has The Musician!
Murfy: Mail Ly!
Rayman: Okay, I go to my PC.

Dear Ly,

At least, we have looked again. He try's
to take The Musician! Run now, and don't let Bad Rayman in!

Rayman

Murfy: It can be difficult.
Rayman: It is different from all other adventures we've been through before!
Murfy: Don't do it.....
Rayman: Yes i do it!
Murfy: What?! Why?!
Rayman: It can be.....
Murfy: A war?
Rayman: Yes!
Murfy: Help Help!!!
Rayman: DON'T WORRY!
Murfy: You too!
Rayman: OK...

They go to the second floor

Rayman: The PC in the livingroom here is better.
Murfy: Okay, good.
Rayman: So why do we go up then?
Murfy: I don't know.

Next chapter: An Earthquake coming....

Wrote by: Gigaman
Translated by: TK ; I only couldn't understand Rayman at the telephone

Chapter 2: The Gearbaxer City


Rayman: That was not so hard...
Murfy: Let's look at the news!
Rayman: Good idea!

Newsman: Today there where 2 Earthquakes... And the worst is: it comes from the city Gearbaxer, and it is coming this way.

Another piece of mysterious info: Someone is missed, and she appears to be called Ly.

Rayman: LY!!
Murfy: Shut up!

Newsman: We try to contact Rayman, because he is needed here.

Murfy: Wow...

Newsman: He must now tell us when he does it and how. In the Heas City have a new President; George Bu...

Rayman: They'll call me.
Murfy: OK

Rayman at the telephone

I am sure! I am Rayman!

YOU?!

Yes, but i looked in a game called spy2 some are real and there are Bad Rayman the man some maked the earthquake. Sure? Yes give me your adress and telephonenumber. OK and if that is wrong come i for help Ly is my friends. Hope that is right. Don't worry i try my best for don't be evil i defeat the evil and Dark Rayman has now striked back. OK we go for find the man Dark Rayman. OK Thanx. No Problem.

Rayman: I'm happy!
Murfy: Nice work Rayman!
Rayman: Yes i know, now shut up.
Murfy: Let's go and play Playstation.
Rayman: I SAID SHUT UP! But ok, we'll play on the Playstation.

At the living room

Rayman: Shit you're leading 1-0
Murfy: YEAH!!!
Rayman: I'll defeat you.
Murfy: Sure..
Rayman: Yes, i beat you!
Murfy: Fuck you!
Rayman: Lol, you just can't face it.
Murfy: What?!?!
Rayman: Just a joke.
Murfy: Now what is the matter with Ly?
Rayman: * Pushes the PS away and runs to the TV*

Newsman: We have found a man named Bad Rayman. He hit 3 Police men with rotten meat, and they are in the Hospital now.

Rayman: What the fuck!!!

Newsman: George Bus gossips....

Rayman: No news about Ly
Murfy: Indeed.
Globox: Rayman i need help!!!

To be continued...

Absolutely horrendous. No, I won't say anything else. Give up on writing. At once.

Cool! Carry on!

Angel wrote:Cool! Carry on!

What the...did you even read that piece of crap that doesn't even have any proper grammar nor punctuation? Huh?

TK edit it because he want read it later then

Renny Spanky wrote:

Angel wrote:Cool! Carry on!

What the...did you even read that piece of crap that doesn't even have any proper grammar nor punctuation? Huh?

Well, I gotta be nice

Next chapter come tomorrow i think

Tsk, tsk. Whatever, I guess.

Gigaman...stop writing now. You've murdered the English language too many times, I can't let you do it again.

You think You can't get me out from this if you need help to understand

I translated the first piece

People, please don't fight.
I understand Gigaman and I am fluence in English.
Please stop flaming each other oktnxbye

He try for get me out off all forum he was in ass guest in my forum and tryed it too

Gigaman wrote:He try for get me out off all forum he was in ass guest in my forum and tryed it too

Ingore him, he might go away.
Hey, that's what I get told when someone annoys me

I translated the second piece too.

Hehe funny joke you make

I applied some jokes in the Fanfic too

Still cool!

I know I look.

Gigaman wrote:I know I look.

It is very funny, and a good storyline too!