Report N° 20Z: Difference between revisions

''‘Take a look at the confidential report: ''N° 20Z'' ... before submission to [[Admiral Razorbeard|Razor Face]]!’''

''‘After [[Clark]] and [[Rayman]] rescued [[Globs]], one of [[Globox]]'s 35 sons, our friends fell prey to a gang of [[zombie chicken]]s! But our heroes were ready for them and the chickens got plucked! (...and the zombies lost a few feathers along the way, too.)’''

''‘Like certain other members of his strange race, [[Globox]] possesses [[Rain Dance|The Gift]], a magical power that he can't always control. [[Globox]] has discovered a new power: when he does his fire dance, it rains!’''

''‘[[Ly the Fairy|Ly]] and [[Rayman]] have managed to repel the [[Robot pirates]]' first raid. It was a memorable battle, finally ended when the pirates abandoned ship in an emergency capsule. [[Ly]] is a wild and independent fairy. She dresses like the [[People of Prhys]], shares their secrets, and, like [[Rayman]], protects them from harm.’''

''‘Before they to set out to pulverize their favorite targets, [[Admiral Razorbeard|Razor Face]] and his cronies brush up on their marksmanship by shooting cannonballs at statues of [[Rayman]]. The first time they met, Razor Face wasn't crazy about the welcome he got from Rayman and his friends. So this time, he's back with his entire crew.’''

''‘Despite my eagle-eyed surveillance, two entities infiltrated [[Detention Quarters PAF-4]]. [[Clark|A Fat Yellow Thing]] moved the stockpile of explosives, clearing the way for a group of prisoners, while [[Rayman|a potato-headed eggplant]] smashed the lock open with his [[fist]].''

''‘At 0805 hours, as I was lubricating my soldering visor, I was decked by a UIP. This set off the first fire at the Rapid Oil Change Station.’''

''‘Note: I am waiting for a new flaming Oil Change system.’''

''‘End of Report’''

''‘*UIP = Unidentified Projectile’''