FART

[Ambidextroid]

Certainly more than there are humans on earth

 

[Matyuv]

What if the blue whales contribute?

 

[Ambidextroid]

Ah now that's a different kettle of fish

 

[Matyuv]

Could blue whales create a tsunami if they all farted in the same direction?

 

[Ray502]

It is now past 2 in the morning and no flatulence

 

[Ambidextroid]

7:11 AM here and still none

 

[Keane]

> fart
> cloud

 

[Ambidextroid]

I wonder if you could have a fart that produces a mushroom cloud

 

[Matyuv]

I wonder if there's a workout routine to exercise the fart muscles.

 

[Ray502]

I bet as soon as RD ends a fart will come

 

[Ambidextroid]

I wonder if there's a workout routine to exercise the fart muscles.

The bunghole builder

 

[Keane]

> fart on hand
> handshake

 

[Ray502]

Yep I'm certain that will happen to me..

 

[Keane]

> girl close eyes and leans in for kiss
> fart

 

[Ambidextroid]

If you quickly sniff up a fart nobody else has to smell it

 

[Keane]

> breathe in fart
> exhale in front of someone

 

[Matyuv]

I don't have that kind of flexibility...

 

[Pirez]

I stopped farting. Goodie.

 

[Keane]

> only open bus seat is next to me
> fart loudly when someone tries to sit

 

[Ambidextroid]

I once smelled a lemon tart
But it was just a smelly fart