FART

[Ambidextroid]

I'm still hopeful

 

[Keane]

> someone farts
> try to catch fart in hand and put in mouth

 

[Ray502]

Well the night is still young

 

[Keane]

> someone farts
> immediately put hand on butt and with fart stuck between butt and hand shove hand over their body into their mouth

 

[Ray502]

I wonder if this fart is secretly building up for one big explosion

 

[Keane]

> fart in hand
> dip it in drink

 

[jurebj]

Is compressed fart poo?

 

[Ambidextroid]

I wonder if burps are technically farts

 

[Ray502]

I have yet to burp on RD

 

[jurebj]

burp = inferior fart

 

[Ambidextroid]

Is compressed fart poo?

I would think so, unless poo isn't considered poo without enough moisture

 

[Keane]

> feel fart coming up
> pull pant down
> wet fart onto pretty girl
> clean her off by putting wet poopoo on finger, stick in her mouth

 

[Ray502]

I wonder if there is a burp topic

 

[Ambidextroid]

They're not as good as farts

 

[Keane]

> fart
> poo and pee come out too unexpected

 

[Ray502]

I farted...

Jk. Sadly though

 

[Ambidextroid]

I don't like farting

 

[Keane]

> fart in crowd
> doesnt make any sound
> sad

 

[Ray502]

Farting is eh but funny sometimes

 

[Ambidextroid]

I remember a few fond farts but mostly they're a pain