FART

[nr0r]

Husband darted last night and I was down wind of it. Does that count?

 

[Ambidextroid]

Second hand farting?

 

[Ray502]

No fart yet. Time is beginning to run out

 

[Ambidextroid]

Same position here

 

[Ray502]

Maybe if I eat something for breakfast...

 

[Ambidextroid]

Beans?

 

[Ray502]

Nah no beans here thankfully

 

[Ambidextroid]

Good.

 

[Ray502]

I'd rather wait til one comes

 

[Ambidextroid]

Better out than in

 

[Ray502]

9 hours left for a fart

 

[Ambidextroid]

Crikey 9 hours more

 

[Ray502]

A little less than 9 to be exact

 

[Ambidextroid]

Down to 6 and still nothing

 

[Ray502]

Can't give up yet

 

[Ambidextroid]

Not at all

 

[Pirez]

50 farts a day make the doctor away

 

[Ray502]

0 farts expected to happen

 

[Pirez]

That's weak

 

[Ray502]

Very weak.