Jokes topic

Why do we still have troops in Germany?

Because they wanted to keep the russians in Czech.
 
Birds858 said:
Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?

Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4. :wink:
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Reminds me of how in 2010 some noob on RaymanZone needed help with RRR and called it "Rayman 1". I was raging but said nothing. Stace, fair play to her, managed to keep her cool and respond politely…
I wasn't able to find the post unfortunately, but while searching I did find this one. God, those were dark days indeed…

So um, jokes…
Well, on April Fools' Day I was half expecting HL3 confirmed jokes, since Ray502 mysteriously got a rank named "Borealis", which is the name of a ship that was presumed to figure in that game, built by Aperture which starts with the same letter as April, and of course "April Fools' Day" is three words… Anyway… :oops2:
 
PluMGMK said:
Birds858 said:
Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?

Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4. :wink:
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Reminds me of how in 2010 some noob on RaymanZone needed help with RRR and called it "Rayman 1". I was raging but said nothing. Stace, fair play to her, managed to keep her cool and respond politely…
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Oh dear that’s a tragic thing to say. That would really make me uncomfortable hearing someone say that to my face. I kinda wonder what it was like when StaceyW was an administrator here (yes i know she goes by Cairnie these days right?)

I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. Afterwards I had a massive vowel movement (ok that was weird and disturbing sorry :oops2: )
 
The Jonster said:
PluMGMK said:
Birds858 said:
Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?

Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4. :wink:
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Reminds me of how in 2010 some noob on RaymanZone needed help with RRR and called it "Rayman 1". I was raging but said nothing. Stace, fair play to her, managed to keep her cool and respond politely…
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Oh dear that’s a tragic thing to say. That would really make me uncomfortable hearing someone say that to my face. I kinda wonder what it was like when StaceyW was an administrator here (yes i know she goes by Cairnie these days right?)
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Yep, she does! But she went by "robocoddess" on the Ubi forums, which is where this incident occurred. I'd say if someone said that here they'd have been run out of town before they knew what was happening! (Not that I'm saying that's a good thing, that's just the mood the community was in back then, I think.)
 
So guys I have 2 plungers in Rayman 1

(jk please don't kill me I love the real Rayman 1 from 1995 :lol:)
 
Steo said:
So guys I have 2 plungers in Rayman 1

(jk please don't kill me I love the real Rayman 1 from 1995 :lol:)
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OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!! :pascontent: :grrr: :grrrrrr:

....jk :lol: :lol: :lol:

PluMGMK said:
The Jonster said:
PluMGMK said:
Birds858 said:
Wanna know how to trigger a Rayman fan ?

Call Rayman Raving Rabbids Rayman 4. :wink:
Click to expand...
Reminds me of how in 2010 some noob on RaymanZone needed help with RRR and called it "Rayman 1". I was raging but said nothing. Stace, fair play to her, managed to keep her cool and respond politely…
Click to expand...
Oh dear that’s a tragic thing to say. That would really make me uncomfortable hearing someone say that to my face. I kinda wonder what it was like when StaceyW was an administrator here (yes i know she goes by Cairnie these days right?)
Click to expand...
Yep, she does! But she went by "robocoddess" on the Ubi forums, which is where this incident occurred. I'd say if someone said that here they'd have been run out of town before they knew what was happening! (Not that I'm saying that's a good thing, that's just the mood the community was in back then, I think.)
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Or at least get a negative reply from most people who disliked the idea of Rayman + Rabbids. Personally I am neutral to the games themselves, but the Rabbids just didn't really belong mixed in with his series. As I said in at least one thread before, I feel their separation was predestined. But anyway...

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He made a little wine.
 
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Butt is actually a British measuring unit equivalent to 125 US gallons or 105 imperial gallons.

(I actually didn't know this, I'm sorry if I insuled people)
 
Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.

Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!

Doctor: 9.
 
To unlock the Magician in Rayman Raving Rabbids, you must complete the story mode in 100% in one try. Then doing a perfect score in all minigames, after that, you will be able to unlock a level from the cancelled prototype. After finished it, the Magician will be unlock. The Magician can help Rayman in the minigames. (like giving you a additional plunger or giving Rayman the advantage to throw the cow much farther)
 
My ex had an accident. I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for her.

Finally she’ll experience what rejection is really like.
 
When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
 
An almost hysterical man calls 911 and yells, "Please come quickly! Kailey is pregnant and her labor started now, it’s really intense!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the operator.

"No you dumbass! It’s her husband!"
 
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