Jokes topic

What about the worst joke ever.

This guy walks into a bar... ouch!
 
A man got hit in the head hard with a can of 7-Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.
 
A man always gets mixed up between golf and fire. Nobody questioned why until one day a fire started to spread and he shouted "FORE, I MEAN FIVE, I MEAN FIRE!"
 
if Guinness has Iron in it then that means it's good for you.
 
They say every piece of chocolate shortens your life 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
 
I was told I had ADHD, but I don't because people with that can't focus on one HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!
 
If you have to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
 
Milk chocolate. That joke was hilarious. How about stupid overused knock knocks.

Knock knock,
Who's there
Robin
Robin who
Robin you!

Haha you thought I was going to say Robin Banks. How unoriginal would that have been :lol:
 
Ok. Gimme one sec...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger or three!
 
They're so cheesy but that's what makes me laugh :lol:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phillis.
Phillis who?
Phillis a glass of water.
 
knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in.
 
They're so cheesy like :lol:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I could win the lotto.
 
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