Jokes topic

What do you currently call my keyboard?

A teaboard! You also call me an eejit for spilling tea :oops2:
 
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has its claws at the end of its paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
 
What was that guy at that was really addicted to Rayman 3 but he just kept pressing load?

He was giving it loads :lol:
 
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?
Too close for comfort food. :lol:
 
You're so crazy you should be off the chart.

No literally get off my chart, you're sitting on it :lol:
 
Time for a stupidly horrible joke!! :lol:

2+2 =....cornbread?!?? :lol: :lol:

Yup a terrible joke
 
Microsoft forcing me to upgrade to windows 10 because the controller will not work wirelessly.

:lololol: :lololol: :lololol: :lololol: :lololol: :lololol: :lololol: :lololol: :lololol: :lololol:
 
I wanted a Nintendo console so I drank excessive amounts of liquid :mrgreen:
 
Why does everyone keep calling me a legend?

I'm not a foot! :mrgreen:
 
:lol:

And why is it called Rayman Legends?

Those aren't feet either :lol:
 
:lol: :lol:

What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Yeah....I think that one's old. :mrgreen:
 
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