Jokes topic

[The Jonster]

What do you call cheese that is sad?
Blue cheese.

 

[Steo]

What do you currently call my keyboard?

A teaboard! You also call me an eejit for spilling tea

 

[Aaron]

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has its claws at the end of its paws, a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

 

[The Jonster]

How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?

Moatzarella

 

[Steo]

What was that guy at that was really addicted to Rayman 3 but he just kept pressing load?

He was giving it loads

 

[The Jonster]

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?
Too close for comfort food.

 

[Steo]

What's your favourite takeaway?

Mine's 12 minus 6

 

[The Jonster]

I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomme de terrible!

 

[Steo]

You're so crazy you should be off the chart.

No literally get off my chart, you're sitting on it

 

[The Jonster]

Time for a stupidly horrible joke!!

2+2 =....cornbread?!??

Yup a terrible joke

 

[Steo]

Microsoft forcing me to upgrade to windows 10 because the controller will not work wirelessly.

 

[The Jonster]

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

 

[Aaron]

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

[The Jonster]

How does a hurricane see?

With its eye.

 

[Steo]

I wanted a Nintendo console so I drank excessive amounts of liquid

 

[The Jonster]

Cheese Louise!

 

[Steo]

Why does everyone keep calling me a legend?

I'm not a foot!

 

[The Jonster]

Omg

How does a hurricane see?

With it eye.

 

[Steo]

And why is it called Rayman Legends?

Those aren't feet either

 

[The Jonster]

What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Yeah....I think that one's old.