Jokes topic

I tend to lose my patience a lot, I'd be a terrible doctor.
 
What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin
 
What do you say to someone that uses a Nokia Lumia these days?

I'll Nokia out for using that thing :lol:
 
Why are iPhones not called Apple Juice?!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

......yeah that was the joke. Sorry if it was bad. :mrgreen:
 
The Jonster said:
Why are iPhones not called Apple Juice?!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

......yeah that was the joke. Sorry if it was bad. :mrgreen:
Click to expand...
You mean iPhone chargers anyway, you said it wrong :lol:
 
Steo said:
The Jonster said:
Why are iPhones not called Apple Juice?!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

......yeah that was the joke. Sorry if it was bad. :mrgreen:
Click to expand...
You mean iPhone chargers anyway, you said it wrong :lol:
Click to expand...

Darn it, I got busted! :lol:
But yeah, I forgot to say chargers. :P
 
Capturegs.PNG
 
I want to bring this thread back since it's been a while, so I'll just try a silly joke I made op off the top of my head:

My game had just finished, then some guy approached me...

Guy: You didn't even get one cheer.
Me: I don't need a chair, I have some at home.
Guy: No! I mean you have no fans.
Me: I do, I have a ceiling fan in my bedroom.
Guy: That's not what I mean, I meant like you have got no support!
Me: I have! I sleep on an upper floor and the floor seems to support my weight and has done so for years.
Guy: FOR FUCK SAKE! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!!
Me: Who's Hugh?

For some reason after that, the guy ran off screaming pulling his hair out. :lol:
 
I hate autocorrect, it's so stupid and I would never use it! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play some Rahman Oranges.
 
Why are alumin(i)um cans being made?

Because they’re smaller and can be crushed.

Get it? :lol:
 
How come the ancient computer that's been in our family for decades is no longer ours?

Because it was over 48 ours ago.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top